Vignette: Just Railed my MILF Booty call!

- She was watching a movie with her son and I was actually visiting her roommate (long story). She invited me to come watch the rest of it as I was actually leaving.

-I sat beside her and she started feeling me IN FRONT of her son. Shes done this before...awwwkward as fuhhk! Not dirty but rubbing my hands and legs etc. I've fawked her a lot and said before I wouldn't again. That didn't work, hah!

-Her son (who's 15 btw) passes out and I finally start groping her and shit. Get her nice and wet. By this times its midnight.

-Its Just plain LUST and physical desire man!! Serious that's all it is!! This MILF just turns my gears!! AND she's got massssive titts!!

-fortunately the son sleeps in an addition to the house...you have to walk through this weird hallway and shit. Its pretty much separated from the main house. But  the girl I was visiting before...that's the room next door. Gotta be honest it was some of the quietest fawking I've ever done, seriously.

-I rail her about 5 diff positions and creampie her as usual (her tubes are tied don't worry).

-Get her to give me a massage after and I drive home and just made nachos and now chill'n-- All packed and leaving tomorrow for a short hunting trip.  Will work on the blog when i get back.   Feels good man!

Here's my Easter Joke:

What did one egg say to the other egg in a pot of boiling water?

Hang on, it might take me a little while to get hard because I just got laid by some chick.

Vignette: My Saturday Night

Met some girl on PoF using my line about having great sex or some sh*t. Like a week ago she texts me telling me to come over and f*ck her and her (blonde) girlfriend. Couldn't do it that night. So finally after 2-3 days of sexting and conflicting schedules, we're finally able to schedule a day/time to meet.. Today. I'm supposed to meet her and her girl and f*ck them both. When I get over there, there are 3 girls. Original chick, her (blonde) friend, and a third (brunette) girl. They're all drunk.. At 4 p.m. lmfao. The original girl was a bit heavier than I thought she's be, her (blonde) friend was a bit sexier than I thought she'd be, and the third (brunette) chick wasn't bad at all. The plan was for me to f*ck them all, one after another. I sit down on the couch, spread out, they give me a beer, and we chill, talk and tease each other for a little while. 

The third girl who wasn't even supposed to be there is coming on to me like crazy, a lot more than the others, asking me a bunch of questions, talking about the pic of my dick I sent them, asking me to strip, take my shirt off and get naked.

 Turns out the original chick is feeling sick from drinking too much, and at some point the blonde girl gets a call about her grandpa falling down the stairs and he's in the hospital. The blonde is crying and the original girl tells me that they have to go to the hospital (so I have to leave). 

Bummer. I get up to put my shirt on and sit next to the third (brunette) girl. Sexual tension was pretty high, we talk for a minute, I start lightly touching her hair as she talks, then I say "come here.." She says "No, you're supposed to get with my friends, I'm just an extra." It's obvious she wants it so I go in for the kiss and we starting making-out. She puts her number in my phone, we make-out a couple more times and I leave.

Felt pretty good even though I didn't get to smash them. Got a new girls number and at least I met them so it should be easier to schedule another time to hang out and f*ck in the near future. And the picture of my dick is money, the girls I'm sending it to are loving it. 

Cliffs:
-Supposed to f*ck girl and her friend
-Three girls instead of two when I get there
-Sh!t goes crazy
-Original girl sick from alcohol
-Friend's grandpa in hospital

-They have to go to hospital

-Make-out with third chick before I leave and get her number (found her Facebook and it says "in a relationship." Oh lawd.

-Will smash them all in the near future