Vignette: Nearly died on way home from gym

-COME OUT OF GYM PUMPED FROM BACK DAY

-LIFTING STRAPS STILL ON LIKE A BAWSE

- DRIVING HOME WITH WINDOW DOWN IN THE JEEP SO GIRLS CAN SEE MY PUMPED ARMS WHEN I PASS THEM

-FOR SOME REASON DECIDE TO PUT MY STRAPS AROUND STEERING WHEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO DEADLIFT

-NEED TO TURN RIGHT

-CANT MOVE HANDS, CAN'T INDICATE

-SWERVE RIGHT BUT NOT ENOUGH RANGE OF MOTION DUE TO HANDS STUCK TO WHEEL
-TRY TO  YANK HANDS AWAY

-STRAPS FORCE STEERING WHEEL HARD TO THE RIGHT

-SWERVE OFF ROAD AND ONTO GRASS

-CHECK HAIR AND PUMP IN MIRROR

-DROVE OFF LIKE A BAWSSSE

Vignette: The Swoler You Get the More Bar/club Sloots You Seem to Attract That Are DTF

The swoler you get the more bar/club sloots you seem to attract that are down to fuck and dumber than fuck... on the other hand good girls are scared of those muskles.  It's because club sloots care more about muscles. Girls looking for one night stands pick men based on their looks and genetics that show high testosterone (waist to shoulder ratio and lots of muscle mass shows this).

Especially if they are ovulating because during ovulation chicks  pick purely on genetics.

But then when chicks  want a long term partner they'll choose primarily on status, money, stability over who is the most jacked guy

Basically the swoler you get the dumber (and sluttier) the girls you attract, and vice versa... to a point....of course with my level of  swoleness I'd be attracting down syndrome chicks daily!

My sign Mule?  Why, it is YIELD!

Muscle Magnetism: I draw sloots to me like bees to pollen

Swole As Fuck (SAF) Mule