As long time readers of this blog know, I love HALLOWEEN, scantily clad women throwing caution to the wind, this year the weekend before Halloween was a three-day SLOOT BUFFET!
I usually go as a caveman, because I can show off my massive muscles and my natural Neanderthal tendencies can just be attributed to ROLE PLAY, and at some point the sloots are going to ask to see my club!
Last weekend took advantage of SPOOK HOUSES in the area, those cheesy fun houses are perfect sloot priming events. This year went to an outdoor one: Haunted Field of Screams.
The sloots just throw themselves into the powerful protective arms of a muscular hunk after every scare.
I went with three and by the end of the excursion the sloots were ready for a four-some.
Something none of them would have gone for normally, but as I said HALLOWEEN, LITTLE CLOTHING, LESS INHIBITIONS!
That was the weekend, Monday I went to a Halloween Party! Halloween is the sluttiest time of the year.... If you can’t get laid on Halloween you fail at life. These girls walk around in countless fetish outfits and think since they are in disguise they can’t be judged for the whorish things they 'bout to do. Not to mention they are drinking heavily to take the edge off of standing in a room full of people dressed like a cheap porn star. Bottom line is if you don’t at least try on Halloween you might as well just chop off your dick and give it to a fat chick... at least she will use it…I went as a caveman so I could show off my muscles and also carry around a club. I would grunt and tell chicks I’m gonna club ‘em and carry ‘em back to my cave...a couple of ‘em said I looked like Bam Bam from Flintstones...
Then at the end of the night I actually clubbed one and carried her back to my cave.... it was kick ass ‘cuz I got to do something I had fantasized about since I was nine years old, got my nuts in the ass of the Little Mermaid…BTW...did ya happen to see a little mermaid doing a walk of shame home about 8 am that morning?
I wonder what is on the menu for TONIGHT!
On Halloween, alpha males ALWAYS GET TREATS!
I have a number of stories in the works for you, but as you can see this is a VERY BUSY time of year for me!
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