Y'ALL HAVE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT YOUR MULE, DID THE COVID TAKE ME OR DID THE GREAT FREEZE OF TEXAS SILENT YOUR MULE FOR GOOD--
TAKES MORE THAN ARCTIC CONDITIONS TO SLOW DOWN YOUR MULE
AS FOR THE RONA
MY IMMUNE SYSTEM IS A FIGHTER LIKE MYSELF
NOW OTHERS ARE WONDERING HOW I AM SETTLING INTO BEING A TEXAN
AS IN EVERYTHING I AM DOMINATING IT
AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I TOLD VISITORS FROM THE CALIFORNIA OFFICE OF OUR FIRM, AND THEY SEEMED AMENABLE TO COMPLIANCE TO LOCAL TRADITIONS
OTHERS OF Y'ALL WANT TO KNOW HOW I AM REACTING TO ALL THE SEXUAL HARRASSMENT STUFF, WELL WHEN YOU LOOK AS GOOD AS ME, AND HAVE A BODY LIKE MINE, YOU GOTTA JUST ACCEPT A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF SEXUAL HARRASSMENT AS THE PRICE OF MASCULINE PERFECTION-GRIN
MULE, MANY OF YOU ASK, WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON CANCEL CULTURE, WELL AS A PORN-GRESSIVE INDY-VIDUAL, I THINK THINGS SHOULD BE MORE CONCLUSIVE, THAT IS WHY I AM BUYING MY KIN WITH YOUNG URCHINS MORE UPDATED READING MATERIAL
SO WITH THE RETURN OF SPORTS, SPORTS LAWYERS LIKE ME ARE BACK TO REDISTRUTING THE EXCESSIVE CASH OF ATHLETES AND OWNERS INTO THE DESERVING WALLETS OF MYSELF AND THE FOLKS OF MY FIRM, SO YOU CAN THINK OF YOUR MULE AS A KING OF ROBIN HOOD, WITHOUT THE TIGHTS, YOUR MULE DOES NOT DO TIGHTS
HAD SOME CLOSE CALLS BECAUSE OF THE RONA, SOME SLOOTS LOOK GOOD WITH A MASK ON, BUT WHEN IT COMES OFF AND YOU ARE READY TO VIOLATE SOCIAL DISTANCING RULES AND GET HORIZONTAL SOMETIMES I HAD A RUDE AWAKENING, BUT BEING SLOOTS, YOU JUST PRETEND YOU GOT AN EMERGENCY TEXT AND HAVE TO RUN OUT AND BE SUPERLAWYER, AND THEN YOU DELETE THEIR DIGITS
ENOUGH Q AND A, TIME FOR AMUSINGS
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| Priapulida or "Penis Worm" is a real critter and can grow up to 15 inches long! |
BUT NOT AS MUCH DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK AS THIS GUY!!!
I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH THIS GUY
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