As the Pandemic finally begins to fade into a memory, here's a little something that Artist-Brah did to memorialize those events of 2020!
From "I have the Powah!" to "I have the Rona!"
He-Man: Defender of Grayskull, Mightiest Man in the Universe, faces his most deadly foe yet - COVID!
I think that this is as good that time Don Knotts was on Scooby-Doo, and hope that you agree.
May 2020:
Let us battle hand to hand, as men, and see who is truly the mightiest of all! |
He-Man was a massively built warrior with flowing golden locks, a shaggy fur loincloth and an iron-studded chest harness of leather. a Bronzed Hercules. Two inches taller than Skeletor himself and even more massively muscled, he made even statues of Greek gods pale in comparison.
"Let us battle hand to hand, as men, and see who is truly the mightiest of all!” He-Man roars.
They wrestles and punch one another, Skeletor trading blows with the massive warrior. The earth shakes at their conflict. Unable to gain an advantage with just his strength, Skeletor decides to end the stalemate by breaking off the battle and stepping back, then suddenly launching himself through the air at his foe, hoping to bowl the Titan over. But with incredible speed and dexterity, He-Man catches Skeletor, trapping him in a headlock within his massive arms. Turning the rocketing super-villain towards the cave walls he adds his own impetus, running along to heighten the velocity. Like a gigantic bell striking an even more massive gong, his head struck the ensorcelled walls of the cave. Both his head and the cave reverberated with the impact. Even He-Man was concussed, despite releasing his hold and allowing himself to be thrown free, a split-second before impact. The tallow-haired hero was stunned by the force of the collision and fell to the ground.
With He-Man's huge back an open target, Skeletor swung both his huge arms up and over his head, clutched both hands together to form a "Polish Hammer" and then drove them down hard onto He-Man's thickly muscled back, landing between his shoulder blades. Skeletor delivered two more huge double axe handle blows to He-Man's wide back with ferocious force driving the massive body of He-Man to his knees. He-Man crashes down onto both knees right in front of Skeletor.
He-Man is on his knees still wondering, "WTF" when Skeletor grabs the dazed giant warrior but his long flowing locks. The flaxen-haired muscleman stared into the glassy eyes of his opponent and smirked. Seizing his hated nemesis by the hair, He-man measures his target and draws back a massive fist and drives it forward with all his prodigious might.
Skeletor's other hand seized He-Man by his right wrist and twisted him arm behind his back, and began forcing it painfully up into the valley between his massive shoulder blades. Locking it in place, with the crook of the elbow of the arm holding his hair, Skeletor used his now free hand to pound his powerful fist into the sinewy tow-headed hero's already badly bruised kidney. Using his hold to manhandle the big body, Skeletor forced He-Man onto his side, working over his hard muscle-opponent until he grunted with each devastating blow. Skeletor worked He-Man over, slowly and methodically Finally the super-villain forced He-Man onto his back and lay upon him. The cackling Skeletor still maintained his grip on his foe's blond hair and heavily muscled arm. Skeletor had both the better leverage and, at this point, far superior strength. The evil adversary hauled off with his free hand, and powerfully bitch slapped He-Man, backhanding him so hard that his eyes rolled up into his head.
"Remember the Warrior’s Code? Rape and Plunder. To crush the enemy, to see them driven before me, to hear the lamentations of their women. That is the ancient Law of Combat. I intend to exercise my right of conquest. to rape that fine muscle-ass of yours!" Skeletor mocked with a maniacal laugh.
Maintaining his controlling hold, Skeletor mounted his now nude victim. Suddenly raising his hips above He-Man’s own. Skeletor's hard dick lowered until it pointed directly between He-Man;s massive round buttocks Skeletor measured his man, and then drove forward and thrust himself against He-Man’s muscled buttocks. Skeletor used his powerful hips to wedge his bull-sized pair of blue balls between the cleft of the domed mounds of flesh, spreading He-Man’s huge round buns wide apart, and exposing the delicate rosebud of his virginity
Twisting He-Man’s long blond locks in his grasp Skeletor leaned close and whispered acidly in his ear: “Now I am going to make you my Blond Muscle Bitch!”
Skeletor's low hanging stretched and swollen nuts visibly notched upward several inches, in sexual anticipation of his long protracted victory rape of He-Man. Skeletor's already enormous ramrod swells bigger, pulsating and dripping cock-snot obscenely. Skeleton got a dozen powerful pelvic thusts in, deeply penetrating the anus of the blond hero.
AGGGGHHH, am I gay now? Does this make me gay, because a part of me kinda likes it??!!! |
But suddenly, He-Man himself felt dizzy. He was sweating profusely, but he was cold and began to have chills. "What evil magic is this?" he thought. Fortunately, he had the Sorceress of Castle Grayskull on his telepathic speed dial, and sent out a 9-11 call to her.
I don't feel so great either |
{~ story continues below~}
IN 2O20 SOMETHING FRIGHTFUL HAPPENED
(MORE HE-MAN DOWN BELOW )
I have done my research collected from the TOP TIER QOOKANON AND FLAT-EARTH SUB-REDDITS |
The Bro-math adds up to: |
CONSPIRACY!!!!! |
BY MARCH 2020 THINGS HAD GOT REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD, I MEAN I HAD TO USE THREE REALLYS' JUST TO DESCRIBE IT!
People responded to the crisis like people are want to do, LIKE FREAKING IDIOTS1
If this is what tyranny looks like, it is no longer scary or threatening, but a complete wuss! |
After months of this, the totally abnormal became the new normal
Many mocked the precautions, but not even the strongest among us were immune, not even those who seemed INVINCIBLE
I HAVE THE POWER! |
You sure about that bro? |
{ and, as promised, our story now continues.....}
Suddenly, He-man hears in his mind a telepathic message from the Sorceress of Castle Grayskull "He-Man: You must go to the hospital, immediately!"
"A hospital? What is it?" He asks.
He-Man: You must go to the hospital, immediately! |
Yes, I have had ALL of that! Is that a problem? |
I need to massage your muscles to check for cancerous lumps... |
But I am here to be tested and possibly treated for the Rona! |
Merely a precaution some viruses can lead to Sinew Sarcomas, a full muscle massage is the only way to be sure! |
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I so want to bang this nurse! He-man thought |
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I so want to bang this patient! Nurse Goodbody thought |
No Sinew Sarcomas, the drooling Nurse Goodbody noted |
Let me now check for testicular and penile cancers, all standard procedure, she said groping the hunk more for her pleasure than any medical necessity |
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And as you examine it, it is only going to grow even larger! |
Let us get some basic stats before my mind blows a gasket |
Dann that's the third needle that's bent. I mean, I have heard of buns of steel but I never thought they meant it literally, damn it is like his glute sinews are twisted rebar!" she thought |
I hope this doesn't sound unprofessional, but OMG you have got the most magnificent ass I have ever seen! |
I know one shouldn't fall in love with my patients, but I totally have with this hunk! |
I need to take a blood sample, which of your colossally massive muscular arms do you want me to draw from? said the horny physicians assistant her heart pounding in her ample bosom |
Let me take your temperature MUSCLES, said the now feverish with lust Ms. Ratched whose own readings would have registered 104 degrees Fahrenheit (40 C) |
You wanna fuck, asked He-man I am a married woman, but hell yes I can't say no to a man like YOU! |
I better be the one on top riding you like a bull a man your size would crush me! |
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I HAVE THE POWER! |
The horse-hung Dr. Chad was a legend for the size of his cock, but he was no He-man in terms of prodigious dongers.
Hospital Dr. McDreamy, Chad Hardcock the erstwhile stud bull of Killdare Memorial, had been made a cuck in his own HUNTING GROUNDS, he was seeing red and plotting his revenge |
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The Doctor was preparing a powerful tranquilizer to help him administer the ass-kicking he was going to give this interloper |
Better double the dose for this meathead, he is one huge muthafuker! |
Hmmm what is THAT needle for, thinks He-man |
Was that an anti-viral shot Doc? Something like that, replied Chad Hardcock with a grin |
Dr. Chad Hardcock |
Back off, big guy...or you will be sorry! |
The Bearhug! |
UHHHH! That all you got, meathead? |
Taking advantage of the slippery sweat coating the bronzed muscles of his attacker, Doc was able to slip his huge arms under He-Man's. With a Herculean push, Doc thrust his arms past He-Man's bulging lat muscles. Doc continued to work his massive arms around He-Man's body until he was able to lock his wrists together in the small of his enormous back. Doc now had his own bearhug on He-Man!
Both men gritted their teeth as they applied their strength to the other, their muscles pulsating with power.
Doc then inhaled deeply to swell the size of his own upper body. He-Man struggled to keep his grip and keep his arms encircled around Doc's increased circumference. He-Man's grip around Doc started to slide apart as Doc' began to force He-Man’s hands apart and eventually broke He-Man's grasp, driving a surprised cry from the blond muscle-god!
Then with a deep beastly growl, Doc's already massive arms swelled like twin pythons, working in tandem to squeeze their prey, as he tightened his hug around He-Man's thick, sweaty torso.
Doc's huge rock-solid biceps and triceps exploded with power again! He-Man can't hold back his reaction as he throws his head back and lets out a huge grunt of pain! Doc had reversed the bear hug!
Doc smiled as he looked up to view the anguished expression of the rival muscleman he was crushing against his own muscular body. Now he would show the man-beast who the real muscle monster was!
Every bulging, iron-hard muscle in his top-tier bodybuilder physique flexed as Doc applied even more pressure with his bearhug. He would show He-Man who the superior male was! The pain in He-Man’s lower back was excruciating! "AAAAAAAH!!! By the Sorceress!!!" He groaned as he arched his back upward to try to alleviate the pain How could this be? This mortal was even stronger than he was! And the more powerful man was breaking his back! He realized he needed to find a way out of the crushing bearhug hold or he’d soon lose this titanic battle between two epitomes of manhood – and go down in humiliation.
“I’m gonna make you regret ever running into me, blondie!” Doc said with a triumphant smirk.
The Doc's boastful words and cocky smirk made He-Man even more determined that before to beat the arrogance out of this human!
Staring directly into the human's eyes, He-Man put his face close to his tormentors. Then, he pulled his head back, and smashed his huge forehead into the face of the Doctor, in a massive headbutt! The stunned Doc released his grip on He-Man as he staggered backwards, his eyes crossed as he instinctively felt his face and nose, checking for broken bones, and mentally running the concussion protocol checklist. He felt like he had been hit in the head by a cannon ball!
He-Man lost no time in re-establishing his bearhug, cinching it in even tighter than before!
He-man rallied and came on again with his signature three punch combos that had Hardcock seeing stars and hearing bells and tweety birds.
It was a human cockfight and He-man was, and had the biggest cock |
It is not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man, unless the man in the fight is HE-man and then you are royally fucked no matter what! |
It was the fisticuffs equivalent of TOTAL WAR! |
Doc Hardcock was beginning to resemble an old jigsaw puzzle with a couple of missing pieces.
He-man rained blows down on Chad like a tropical monsoon of knuckle sandwiches |
Last chance to escape a painful beatdown by yielding and apologizing by kowtowing before me, and then kissing my feet in submission! |
I am breaking your face Doc, and not even bruising my knuckles in the process! |
Chad was losing teeth and consciousness with each blow |
If this continued Chad would need his mouth wired shut and would be eating through a straw for months |
Nurse Goodbody injects the sedative into He-man's bubble glutes |
As he wound up his massive right fist for his signature closer, he felt the prick of a needle |
WTF???!!! he said convulsing as he lost some control of his motor functions |
You need more than a little dart to take down a Prince of Eternia! |
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The thought of being ridden hard by He-man caused Nurse Goodbody to hesitate a moment... |
OH HE-MAN! OH NURSE GOODBODY! CALL ME WANDA, ADAM! OH WANDA! OH HE-MAN! |
OH, OH, A LITTLE HELP HERE, NURSE! came a voice penetrating her reverie |
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You need to stop and lay down Mr. Prince, you have the Rona! |
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Exertion at this time is not recommended, you need REST! |
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Perhaps another shot to calm you down! |
Dr. Hardcock would have been right at home treating disease outbreaks in the middle-ages |
What a perfect specimen of the human male, it would be a shame for the gene pool to lose such magnificence, in the name of genetic improvement you must save him doctor |
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Realizing a live He-man would cause him more problems than a dead one ... |
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...Chad Hardcock secretly slips the blond colossus something to finish him off that would not be detected in a standard autopsy |
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He is fading faster Doctor! |
You picked the wrong man to cuck, he whispered to He-man |
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You are one big disappointment. As soon as I saw you,, I wanted to see how strong those big muscles of yours were- and compare them to mine. I expected you to be a lot stronger than this... |
"You are one big disappointment. As soon as I saw you,, I wanted to see how strong those big muscles of yours were- and compare them to mine. I expected you to be a lot stronger than this..."
We are losing him! |
Surely, there must be something you can do! cried Nurse Goodbody |
I’m doing everything I can... |
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…and don't call me Shirley! |
What the actual Fuck! He-Man is immortal! What is that Quack doing! |
Just like stoopid hoomans to fuck everything up! |
Just once I wish I didn't have to do everything myself! |
Whoa! Thanks, Doc! I'm feeling much better now! |
"When this pandemic is over I am going to give Chad Hardcock the beating of his life, and after the beatdown I am going to skull fuck him so hard he is going to be known ever after as Doctor Glad ToSuckCock"
MEANWHILE A PREVEW OF THE STORY LEAKS AND MULE'S PHONE BLOWS UP WITH MESSAGES
HEROES GET VACCINATED |