Mule's Blog: HeMan Gets THE COVID

As the Pandemic finally begins to fade into a memory, here's a little something that Artist-Brah did to memorialize those events of 2020!

From "I have the Powah!" to "I have the Rona!"

He-Man: Defender of Grayskull, Mightiest Man in the Universe, faces his most deadly foe yet - COVID!

I think that this is as good that time Don Knotts was on Scooby-Doo, and hope that you agree.

May 2020:

He-Man of Eternia Intro

Skeletor and his Henchmen finally succeed in
capturing He-Man

The captured He-Man is brought before the villainous Skeletor. The blue-skinned giant stood, his full six foot six inch, two hundred eighty-five pound frame towering above all at the top of the stairs to the throne had no equal on all of Eternia, including He-Man, as far as he was concerned. ““Arrogant fool,” he roared, The time has come for you to yield to the true ruler of Eternia.

I will defeat you in a fair fight, in single man-to-man combat, so that there will be no question that I Skeletor am the "Mightiest Man in the Universe" and the true ruler of Eternia.

Let us battle hand to hand, as men, and see who is truly
the mightiest of all!

He-Man was a massively built warrior with flowing golden locks, a shaggy fur loincloth and an iron-studded chest harness of leather. a Bronzed Hercules. Two inches taller than Skeletor himself and even more massively muscled, he made even statues of Greek gods pale in comparison.

"Let us battle hand to hand, as men, and see who is truly the mightiest of all!” He-Man roars.

They wrestles and punch one another, Skeletor trading blows with the massive warrior. The earth shakes at their conflict. Unable to gain an advantage with just his strength, Skeletor decides to end the stalemate by breaking off the battle and stepping back, then suddenly launching himself through the air at his foe, hoping to bowl the Titan over. But with incredible speed and dexterity, He-Man catches Skeletor, trapping him in a headlock within his massive arms. Turning the rocketing super-villain towards the cave walls he adds his own impetus, running along to heighten the velocity. Like a gigantic bell striking an even more massive gong, his head struck the ensorcelled walls of the cave. Both his head and the cave reverberated with the impact. Even He-Man was concussed, despite releasing his hold and allowing himself to be thrown free, a split-second before impact. The tallow-haired hero was stunned by the force of the collision and fell to the ground.

As He-Man rose from the ground, he was shocked to see Skeletor already getting to his feet! He-Man quickly charges to prevent Skeletor from having a chance to recover. But he had underestimated his opponent's recuperative power, and a full strength Skeletor intercepted this reckless charge and twisted He-Man's hurdleling body; then taking a page from He-Man's playbook used He-Man's momentum to send him smashing into the cave wall. He-Man's big wide back hit the rock wall with the force of a runaway locomotive. With a loud SPLAPPTTT He-Man looked like a bug hitting a car windshield. Skeletor attacks keep He-Man pinned to the wall and the villain begins throwing blows, not to his head or body, but to the blond musclegod's extremities. He beats He-Man’s massive biceps with his fists and drives hard knees into his tree-trunk thick thighs, knotting up his muscles so that the blond warrior is unable to fight back.

Then the blue-skinned muscled nemesis laid siege to He-Man’s powerful body like an army would a great fortress. Skeletor hammers He-Man’s midsection with his twin Battering-Rams, the massive fists buckling the resistance of the rippling abdominal muscles,. He-Man's rock hard abs are proving to be no match for Skeletor's sledge hammer fists. The super villain reaches back, closes his fist, then swings and lands a powerhouse of a punch in He-man's gut, doubling him over. Then he grabs the blond mountain of muscles by the hair and effortlessly lifts and straightens him up, before he rams his massive fist into He-Man’s face, driving his head back against the unyielding cave wall

Exhausted from the fury of his savage onslaught Skeletor suddenly breaks off the attack and steps back several paces with a look of gloating triumph on his face. The arch-fiend stared into the glassy eyes of his blond opponent and smirked. It was now apparent to both men, that Skeletor's magically enhanced strength was more than a match for so called "Mightiest Man in the Universe" .

Skeletor stood back with his hands on his wide hips and relished the sight of the humbled He-Man. But Skeletor has underestimated the Hero of Eternia. He-Man lowers his head and pawing the ground like a bull, he charges at Skeletor with a flying-tackle. A boulder-sized shoulder catches Skeletor under the midriff, driving the air from his lungs and making his eyes bulge. Rearing back, He-Man drives forward again, collapsing the heaving steel plate abs of Skeletor's midsection. The blond hero continued the maneuver, slamming into Skeletor’s body like it was a Football tackling dummy, until the bone-faced villain keeled over at the waist. His thick torso slumped over the broad back of the bronzed muscleman.

With He-Man's huge back an open target, Skeletor swung both his huge arms up and over his head, clutched both hands together to form a "Polish Hammer" and then drove them down hard onto He-Man's thickly muscled back, landing between his shoulder blades. Skeletor delivered two more huge double axe handle blows to He-Man's wide back with ferocious force driving the massive body of He-Man to his knees. He-Man crashes down onto both knees right in front of Skeletor.

He-Man is on his knees still wondering, "WTF" when Skeletor grabs the dazed giant warrior but his long flowing locks. The flaxen-haired muscleman stared into the glassy eyes of his opponent and smirked. Seizing his hated nemesis by the hair, He-man measures his target and draws back a massive fist and drives it forward with all his prodigious might.

Skeletor's other hand seized He-Man by his right wrist and twisted him arm behind his back, and began forcing it painfully up into the valley between his massive shoulder blades. Locking it in place, with the crook of the elbow of the arm holding his hair, Skeletor used his now free hand to pound his powerful fist into the sinewy tow-headed hero's already badly bruised kidney. Using his hold to manhandle the big body, Skeletor forced He-Man onto his side, working over his hard muscle-opponent until he grunted with each devastating blow. Skeletor worked He-Man over, slowly and methodically Finally the super-villain forced He-Man onto his back and lay upon him. The cackling Skeletor still maintained his grip on his foe's blond hair and heavily muscled arm. Skeletor had both the better leverage and, at this point, far superior strength. The evil adversary hauled off with his free hand, and powerfully bitch slapped He-Man, backhanding him so hard that his eyes rolled up into his head.

"Remember the Warrior’s Code? Rape and Plunder. To crush the enemy, to see them driven before me, to hear the lamentations of their women. That is the ancient Law of Combat. I intend to exercise my right of conquest. to rape that fine muscle-ass of yours!" Skeletor mocked with a maniacal laugh.

Maintaining his controlling hold, Skeletor mounted his now nude victim. Suddenly raising his hips above He-Man’s own. Skeletor's hard dick lowered until it pointed directly between He-Man;s massive round buttocks Skeletor measured his man, and then drove forward and thrust himself against He-Man’s muscled buttocks. Skeletor used his powerful hips to wedge his bull-sized pair of blue balls between the cleft of the domed mounds of flesh, spreading He-Man’s huge round buns wide apart, and exposing the delicate rosebud of his virginity

Twisting He-Man’s long blond locks in his grasp Skeletor leaned close and whispered acidly in his ear: “Now I am going to make you my Blond Muscle Bitch!”

Skeletor's low hanging stretched and swollen nuts visibly notched upward several inches, in sexual anticipation of his long protracted victory rape of He-Man. Skeletor's already enormous ramrod swells bigger, pulsating and dripping cock-snot obscenely. Skeleton got a dozen powerful pelvic thusts in, deeply penetrating the anus of the blond hero.

Confess this is always what you wanted. what you dreamed of,
She-man!

AGGGGHHH, am I gay now? Does this make me gay,
because a part of me kinda likes it??!!!

But He-Man was determined not to go plummeting down the Kinsey Scale to full unabashed HOMO without a fight .

Marshalling all his reserves and focusing his remaining strength into his powerful sphincter muscles, he resisted the continued invasion of his rectum with all his might. Skeletor grunted and pressed on, unaccustomed to such resistance. Sweat poured from both glistening, muscled bodies as one tried for dominance over the other. One was goaded by pure animal lust and the desire to conquer. The other was battling to simply preserve what was left of his honor and manhood. Furious at being denied further humping. Skeletor began trying beating the muscular He-Man into submission and compliance.

Howling like an animal in his frustration, Skeletor delivered a brutal, savage pounding on the muscular superhero. He bore down with all his weight and strength and the plump glans popped inside at from his might thrusts, but now He-Man once again resisted with all he had. After half an hour of forcefully thrusting and gyrating, he’d advanced no more than two inches of his full thirteen inch tool inside the now protesting asshole. To add insult to injury, just as he was setting up for a renewed run, He-Man suddenly bucked and heaved Skeletor off his back, his dick popping free. Skeletor's deflowering of He-Man was terminated

Catching the surprised Skeletor off guard, He-Man suddenly twisted his body, rolling over and pinning a shocked Skeletor beneath him. He-Man sat up, pinning Skeletor’s hips beneath him. He spun about, pivoting so they were facing each other.

Rearing up upon Skeletor’s body He-Man knelt upon his shoulders, pinning him to the stone slab. He-Man fumbles with his belt and tore away his furry loincloth. A frighteningly massive set of bronze balls and a huge, thick blood-engorged penis fell heavily onto Skeletor’s massive chest just below his chin. He-Man's handsome face has a cruel and confident grin and his huge horse-cock bounces and thickens, drooling ropes of fuckslime in anticipation of the fun to come. “Eat it, cocksucker!” he commanded brutally, as he thrust his hips forward . He-Man bore down, grinding and swiveling his hips as he brutally fucked Skeletor’s face. Unable to fight him off, Skeletor’s was forced to swallow the gigantic member The huge bronzed balls now slapped against Skeletor’s swollen lips

He-Man grabbed each side of Skeletor’s head and withdrew his cock almost entirely out, until only his huge knob filled his mouth, and then with a great thrust, he drove his entire, long and thick meaty cock down his throat, as his heavy balls smacked into his nose, the sweaty sack dripping onto his face as he held his position, "Suck on it, faggot!" He-Man demanded.

He-Man slowly withdrew his monstrous tool from Skeletor’s tortured throat. He looked down, spit in Skeletor’s mouth and then He-Man hauled off and drove a fist down upon his supine foe.

A crashing right hand to his face stunned the totally caught off-guard Skeletor. He-Man pulled himself up halfway off Skeletor’s body and then he dropped down again, slamming all his weight down, ramming his knee into Skeletor's giant blue nut-sack! “Who’s the muscle-bitch now, you fucking over-sized, roided out Smurf?” he bellowed. Skeletor was rolling on the ground, clutching his big blue balls, and howling like a castrated bull!

He-Man stood tall, flexing his biceps and bouncing his pecs in victory as he waited for Skelator to finally drag himself off the ground. It looked like Skeletor was finished. It was hard to tell with him being blue and all, but he actually looked pale. Suddenly, Skeletor staggered in a little circle, said "Sum Tang Wong"!

"Who is that?" thought He-Man, but before he could ask Skeletor face-palmed on the ground, out like a light! Da Fuq, maybe I hit him harder than I realized, thought He-Man.

But suddenly, He-Man himself felt dizzy. He was sweating profusely, but he was cold and began to have chills. "What evil magic is this?" he thought. Fortunately, he had the Sorceress of Castle Grayskull on his telepathic speed dial, and sent out a 9-11 call to her.

I don't feel so great either

{~ story continues below~}

IN 2O20 SOMETHING FRIGHTFUL HAPPENED

(MORE HE-MAN DOWN BELOW )

I have done my research collected from the
TOP TIER QOOKANON AND FLAT-EARTH SUB-REDDITS

The Bro-math adds up to:

CONSPIRACY!!!!!

BY MARCH 2020 THINGS HAD GOT REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD, I MEAN I HAD TO USE THREE REALLYS' JUST TO DESCRIBE IT!

People responded to the crisis like people are want to do, LIKE FREAKING IDIOTS1

If this is what tyranny looks like,
it is no longer scary or threatening,
but a complete wuss!

After months of this, the totally abnormal became the new normal

Many mocked the precautions, but not even the strongest among us were immune, not even those who seemed INVINCIBLE

I HAVE THE POWER!

You sure about that bro?

{ and, as promised, our story now continues.....}

Suddenly, He-man hears in his mind a telepathic message from the Sorceress of Castle Grayskull "He-Man: You must go to the hospital, immediately!"

"A hospital? What is it?" He asks.

"It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now" the Sorceress responds.

He-Man: You must go to the hospital, immediately!

"Welcome to Kildare Memorial Medical Center ER! I am Nurse Goodbody. Let me get a little information and check your vitals and the Doctor will see you as soon as he becomes available. Please mask while in the hospital. Thank you, and your name please?"

"I am Adam -Prince of Eternia! But when I hold aloft my magic sword and say... By the power of Greyskull! I have the Power! my secret powers are revealed I become He-Man the most powerful man in the universe and the defender of Castle Grayskull." The nurse checks the Psychological Evaluation Requested box.

"Adam Prince? Nice name. But if you don't mind I will just call you "muscles" since that is what the staff has been calling you. And Eternia is your insurance provider? Do you have your current card on you by chance?"

Nurse Goodbody looks He-man over, well I guess you wouldn't be carrying it in your loincloth, which looks to be over-packed as it is! I guess you can just have Eternia fax or email over your information.

Nurse Goodbody's tablet glowed bright and she had an email, well that was fast, I guess you must have a friend in the waiting room who must have called it in for you, the document, is in Latin and the coding is STRANGE, but I am sure the folks in accounting can sort it out.

In the past few days have you experienced: Fever or

chills, Cough, Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing,
Fatigue, Muscle or body aches, Headache, New loss
of taste or smell, Sore throat, Congestion or runny nose,
Nausea or vomiting and/or Diarrhea?

Yes, I have had ALL of that! Is that a problem?

Nothing for a big, strong, strapping, sexy hunk of a
man, like yourself to worry about, I am sure you are
fine, you are not showing a fever currently you appear
to be the picture of health now, and my pussy is gushing
just being near you

I need to massage your muscles to check for cancerous lumps...

But I am here to be tested and possibly treated for the Rona!

Merely a precaution some viruses can lead to Sinew Sarcomas,
a full muscle massage is the only way to be sure!

I so want to bang this nurse! He-man thought

I so want to bang this patient! Nurse Goodbody thought

No Sinew Sarcomas, the drooling Nurse Goodbody noted

Let me now check for testicular and penile cancers, all standard
procedure, she said groping the hunk more for her pleasure
than any medical necessity

My you are a big one, those are two massive cajones there,
and that cock, it is the biggest one I have ever seen-and
I watch a lot of porn.., wow just wow, are you part equine?
Because this is a horse cock!

And as you examine it, it is only going to grow even larger!

Let us get some basic stats before my mind blows a gasket

"Height 6'8" , weight 320 lbs. Hummmm, according to my chart your weight should be 203 - 249 lbs. I'm am going to have to mark you as "morbidly obese". Muscles are not differentiated from fat in medical stats."

"Ms. Ratched, the PA, will be right in to exam you Mr. Prince."

With the arrival of the PA, Nurse Goodbody left for other duties.

Damn he is the hottest hunk I have ever seen, must not
ogle patient!

MUST NOT OGLE PATIENT!

This won't hurt a bit Mr. Prince, not with those glutes!

Let's try that again!

Third time is the charm!

"Dann that's the third needle that's bent. I mean, I have heard of buns of steel but I never thought they meant it literally, damn it is like his glute sinews are twisted rebar!" she thought.

Dann that's the third needle that's bent. I mean, I have
heard of buns of steel but I never thought they meant it
literally, damn it is like his glute sinews are twisted rebar!"
she thought

I hope this doesn't sound unprofessional, but OMG you
have got the most magnificent ass I have ever seen!

"I hope this doesn't sound unprofessional, but OMG you have got the most magnificent ass I have ever seen! "

Omg, this patient is so sexy, I hope I don't stain my scrubs
from vaginal squirting!

I want to bear his children, but I want to make MANY
attempts at conception!

I know one shouldn't fall in love with my patients, but I totally
have with this hunk!

I need to take a blood sample, which of your colossally massive
muscular arms do you want me to draw from? said the horny
physicians assistant her heart pounding in her ample bosom

Let me take your temperature MUSCLES, said the now feverish
with lust Ms. Ratched whose own readings would have registered
104 degrees Fahrenheit (40 C)

I have never seen pectorals this big, nor shoulders this broad,
and your deltoids and trapezius muscles are out o this world,
you are one amazing specimen of manhood Adam Prince!
Just call me He-man, he replied.
You certainly are! came her gushing response

You wanna fuck, asked He-man
I am a married woman, but hell yes I can't say no to a man like YOU!

I better be the one on top riding you like a bull a man your size
would crush me!

I promise you this rodeo ride will last far longer than 8 seconds,
I hope you have time because after I unsheath my 'sword' and
declare I HAVE THE POWER, I will be rocking your world for
at least 30 minutes!

I HAVE THE POWER!

He-man liked to be on top and soon rolled their intertwined bodies over, pinning her beneath her muscular bulk, but her mind short-circuited by the throes of passion Ms. Ratched uttered no protest or complaint!

As Ms. Ratched was breeded and seeded, her husband,
Dr . Chad Hardcock's cuck senses were tingling,
Chad had cucked so many wives and seeded so many cuckoos
in the nest, but he never imagined he would get such karmic
comeuppance, not even when he had stolen Ms. Ratched
from her first husband cucking him and impregnating her.

The horse-hung Dr. Chad was a legend for the size of his cock, but he was no He-man in terms of prodigious dongers.

What happens in Kildare Memorial Medical Center stays in Kildare Memorial Medical Center .

"Your husband and She-Ra never need to find out about this!"

"But I- I love you Adam!" she protested.

"Don't be a stage five clinger, Mulesblog has had too many of those in the blog of late, now get dressed, go take a cold shower and pull yourself together!" he commanded with a snap of his fingers.

His Alpha will was too strong and by the power of Castle Greyskull she had to comply, 9 months later she gave birth to twin 14 lbs 3 oz blond boys... setting a record as the largest recorded newborns in the history of the state.

Nurse Goodbody returned with Doctor Chad Hardcock, the ER attending, as the moved in to Elbow Bash, the 2020 equivalent of the handshake. The room reeked with the smell of sex, the air heavy with the odor of sweat, pussy and testosterone. Doctor Hardcock could smell his wife's scent all over He-man and the residual aroma of semen, such that he could surmise what had recently taken place in EXAMINATION ROOM 5.

Hospital Dr. McDreamy, Chad Hardcock the erstwhile
stud bull of Killdare Memorial, had been made a cuck in
his own HUNTING GROUNDS, he was seeing red
and plotting his revenge

He was the ultimate jock in school, lettering in 3 sports, football, wrestling and baseball. He was built like a bodybuilder, but had the incredible strength of a power lifter. He also knew how to fight, Nothing turned him on more than overpowering a formidable opponent

his perfectly sculptured muscular body. Often, men were intimidated just be seeing his muscle mass

display his perfectly muscled bod . He truly was a sight to behold… bulging forearms, blasted upper arms with an Eagle tattoo stretched across his left bicep… heavy triceps, bowling ball delts and mini-mountain traps. His thick pecs hung from his body… the square kind, with big half-dollar sized nipples. Six bulging abdominal muscles, 3 on one side offset slightly from the 3 on the other created a formidable wall of muscle that could withstand any punch even the strongest muscleman could throw. His broad back was covered in mounds of muscle and his rock hard glutes thick legs rounded out the package. Doc's quads bulged when he walked stretching his

white scrubs his massive chest and shoulders stretching the top of his double XL shirt to the max. The sleeves on his uniform allowed his thick forearms and bulging biceps to show – enough to be intimidating to most anyone who saw them. bounced his huge pec slabs through his uniform, stretching the fabric out with each flex.. The big slabs danced under his uniform in a display of muscularity

"I'm Dr. Hardcock. You look like you lift, bro. Damn shame about all the gyms being closed. Doesn't look like you are losing your gainz, though man. " Dr Chad Hardcock says. As always happen when two alpha musclemen meet, they are sizing each other up.

"Have you finished those measurements I asked for yet, nurse Goodbody?"

"I am doing them now, Dr. Hardcock" the nurse answered. It was the first time the nurse had done body measurements on a patient, and it seemed a bit odd, but she knew better than to question a Doctor.

The Doctor was preparing a powerful tranquilizer to help him
administer the ass-kicking he was going to give this interloper

Better double the dose for this meathead, he is one huge muthafuker!

Hmmm what is THAT needle for, thinks He-man

Was that an anti-viral shot Doc?
Something like that, replied Chad Hardcock with a grin

"72 inch chest, Doctor, and 28" arms, with a 36" waist."

"I should have tripled the dose," muttered Hardcock

At 6'4", with a 56" chest and 22" arms, and 255 lbs. of solid and sculpted muscle, Dr Hardcock was used to being the biggest man in the room-any room! Plus he was narcissist with an ego the size of his bulging biceps. Yeah, hard to believe, a narcissistic Doctor with a big ego. Who would have thunk it?

When it comes down to the alpha male versus the alpha male, that alpha male quality in him that makes him want to be the “top dawg”. Working out in the gym for hours, hitting the iron, you got that pumped up feeling of invincibility from all that testosterone raging in your balls. He wants to prove to his counterparts that he is superior when two muscle studs first meet: the initial stare-down, gazing at each other, some overt flexing and posing, then the sizing up of each other to see who can kick whose ass.

So the Doc was triggered and fuming on so many levels, being cucked and the risk of hospital wide humiliation because his fool wife had forgotten to turn off the cameras, which he knew because he had to turn them off when he prepped for his beatdown of this Adam Prince. Finally he was angry about being totally mogged in front one of the many nurses he was banging on the reg. There would be no video contradictions of his story that the meathead was hyped up on Steroids and PCP and Chad Hardcock STUD HERO OF THE HOUR had to step in and rescue Nurse Goodbody from being beaten and raped by this blond brute.

But he had meet other meatheads that after tranquilizers turned out not to be as strong as they looked. Big, dumb and slow. None as big as this one, though, he had to admit.

He-Man felt his own strength scrutinized, appraised as the man in white sized him up, mentally comparing muscles.

"So big guy, how much do you bench?" the Doc asked, as if he trying to make small talk, as he waited for the tranquilizers to kick in, it wasn't cheating, but pharmacology in Chad's eyes. to balance his adversaries use of steroids, which Chad eschewed. With a 425 lbs bench for reps, he was confident he was at least as strong on the bench press as this giant blond muscle freak.

"Bench? I don't know what that is?"

"Come on, a guy your size? I know a fellow gym rat when I see one. No reason to lie, if you are embarrassed to say, just admit it!" Doc smiled. He figured he had been right and all those bulging muscles were just for show.

Now He-Man may not have known what the Doc was asking, but he did hear the man in white call him some kind of a "rat" and a liar! He might have just shrugged it off as alpha competitive ribbing, but it was not merely the words, but the manner and demeanor in which they were delivered; there was something jarring and familiar about the Doc's tone. It mixture of snide condescension, mockery, hostility and sarcasm that reminded him of someone...

...SKELETOR! The Doc was being a SKELETOR-level asshole, he had no idea what the Doc's beef with him was, but no one gets away with doing that!

Dr. Chad Hardcock

He-man heatedly confronts the Doctor!

You DARE to call He-Man a liar, little man!

Back off, big guy...or you will be sorry!

You DARE threaten HE-MAN, puny mortal?!!!

But Dr. Chad is not intimidated!

"Bring it on, big man!" Doc said, with a smile, as he shrugged his broad shoulders that bulged into twin mountains of solid muscle when he did-slowly and deliberately, in a move calculated to give He-Man a sight of the power he was up against. The Doctor then

stepped back and squared off with his opponent. He cracked his knuckles, flexed his huge arms, tightened his rippling rock hard abs, and bounced his beefy pecs, showing He-Man the at he was ready for a fight!

"We fight. No holds barred. First one to cry uncle or get knocked out admits he's bitch." the doctor challenged.

The Doctor felt He-Man's gaze taking him in. Sizing him up. Sensing a new threat! Pure masculinity, 100% muscled aggression. Oozing testosterone and the kind of confidence that only Alpha muscle studs that know they can defeat anyone in a fight do! After working out in the gym for hours a day, lifting tons of iron, the Doc had a feeling of invincibility that made him want to kick the ass of any any other muscle stud who crossed his path. He especially liked pounding the fuck out of the few bodybuilders bigger than he was. Totally a control thing, nothing was hotter than totally dominating big muscle studs and making them his bitches.

Don't underestimate me,
you stupid musclebound meathead!

It looks like I am going to need to teach you a lesson...!!!
Both men say at the same time!

Which causes He-Man to Escalate the situation!

Weakened by the Covid, and the tranquilizers, He-Man had barely a fraction of his normal strength.

The Musclemen became locked in a struggle against each other. the two muscled each other straining and snorting biceps bulging with the effort. UNGH! UNH! They strain, In spite of the force being exerted neither man able to budge the other. The two men are sweating as they grunt and strain Every muscle swelled and strained as the two powerhouses pushed and pulled against each other, grunting and grimacing, bulging chest to bulging chest He-Man's muscles had inflated with blood and strain, making him appear even larger and more defined. Every edge, sinew and vein was visible on his god-like physique.

They bumped chests, then bumped chests again, then pressed their bodies into each other, trying to force the other man back with their mass while still bouncing their pecs. Waves of muscle rolled over each man's pecs as he countered the other's chest flex.

He-man pulled Doc tighter into his crushing embrace. He had wanted to squeeze this hunky muscle man in his arms since the moment he had first seen him. The bulging pecs of He-Man ground into Doc's steel chest as his massive arms wrapped tightly around Doc’s own muscle bound body, using his strength to try to squeeze the fight out of his muscle-stud opponent. Their bulges came into contact, and each man was able to assess the other's manhood. Both were equally impressed! The two musclemen struggled against each other's power. Their arms, shoulders, and backs rippled with strength.

The Bearhug!

UHHHH!
That all you got, meathead?

Taking advantage of the slippery sweat coating the bronzed muscles of his attacker, Doc was able to slip his huge arms under He-Man's. With a Herculean push, Doc thrust his arms past He-Man's bulging lat muscles. Doc continued to work his massive arms around He-Man's body until he was able to lock his wrists together in the small of his enormous back. Doc now had his own bearhug on He-Man!
Both men gritted their teeth as they applied their strength to the other, their muscles pulsating with power.

Doc then inhaled deeply to swell the size of his own upper body. He-Man struggled to keep his grip and keep his arms encircled around Doc's increased circumference. He-Man's grip around Doc started to slide apart as Doc' began to force He-Man’s hands apart and eventually broke He-Man's grasp, driving a surprised cry from the blond muscle-god!

Then with a deep beastly growl, Doc's already massive arms swelled like twin pythons, working in tandem to squeeze their prey, as he tightened his hug around He-Man's thick, sweaty torso.

Doc's huge rock-solid biceps and triceps exploded with power again! He-Man can't hold back his reaction as he throws his head back and lets out a huge grunt of pain! Doc had reversed the bear hug!

Hardcock breaks free of the constricting pythons
of He-man's serpentine sinew

Doc smiled as he looked up to view the anguished expression of the rival muscleman he was crushing against his own muscular body. Now he would show the man-beast who the real muscle monster was!

Every bulging, iron-hard muscle in his top-tier bodybuilder physique flexed as Doc applied even more pressure with his bearhug. He would show He-Man who the superior male was! The pain in He-Man’s lower back was excruciating! "AAAAAAAH!!! By the Sorceress!!!" He groaned as he arched his back upward to try to alleviate the pain How could this be? This mortal was even stronger than he was! And the more powerful man was breaking his back! He realized he needed to find a way out of the crushing bearhug hold or he’d soon lose this titanic battle between two epitomes of manhood – and go down in humiliation.

“I’m gonna make you regret ever running into me, blondie!” Doc said with a triumphant smirk.

The Doc's boastful words and cocky smirk made He-Man even more determined that before to beat the arrogance out of this human!

Staring directly into the human's eyes, He-Man put his face close to his tormentors. Then, he pulled his head back, and smashed his huge forehead into the face of the Doctor, in a massive headbutt! The stunned Doc released his grip on He-Man as he staggered backwards, his eyes crossed as he instinctively felt his face and nose, checking for broken bones, and mentally running the concussion protocol checklist. He felt like he had been hit in the head by a cannon ball!

He-Man lost no time in re-establishing his bearhug, cinching it in even tighter than before!

He-man renews his bearhug and Chad feels pain
up and down his spinal cord

Doctor Hardcock can not take much more of this
spine wrenching bear-hug

He-Man, even in his sickened and sedated state, was stronger than the Doc had guessed, but Doc had already proven that he could match that strength. Even more than match it! He thought, as his confidence continued to build. Doctor grinned. He was going to kick this enormous giant bodybuilder's musclebound ass!

Both of the big muscle-packed bodies were every bit as strong as they looked! But He-Man, being taller, had the advantage with both men grunting like silver-back gorillas, Doc, was forced to take a few steps backwards as He-Man out-muscled him. Doc was shocked by his opponent's display of power at first, but able to plant his feet use his powerful bodybuilder legs to stop his backward movement. Doc poured on his power and the two struggled for dominance. He-man continued to keep the Doc wrapped up in a crushing bear hug, and the two battled sinew against sinew, cock against cock until the Rona and the drugs caused He-man to momentarily weaken and the Doc managed to break free!

He-man rallied and came on again with his signature three punch combos that had Hardcock seeing stars and hearing bells and tweety birds.

It was a human cockfight and He-man was,
and had the biggest cock

It is not the man in the fight, it's the fight in the man,
unless the man in the fight is HE-man and then you are
royally fucked no matter what!

It was the fisticuffs equivalent of TOTAL WAR!

Doc Hardcock was beginning to resemble an old jigsaw puzzle with a couple of missing pieces.

He-man with slowing reflexes and double vision from the meds and Rona pressed his advantage while he had it.

He-man rained blows down on Chad like a tropical
monsoon of knuckle sandwiches

Punches crashed down on Chad like burning
Chinese rocket debris

Chad was being flattened like a pancake with
each successive blow

All the fight cliches applied, He-man rang the Doc's bell:

He cleaned his clock:

He opened a can of whup-ass on the Doc:

He knocked the stuffing out of him to name a few:

But He-man staggered and he struggled to clear his mind ceasing to press his advantage:

This gave the battered and bruised Doctor a chance to stand, close and regain the initiative. But the damage that He-man had done to the ER physician meant his efforts floundered and only served to rally the blond muscleman from his stupor.

Doctor Chad could not survive much more of this

Last chance to escape a painful beatdown by yielding and
apologizing by kowtowing before me, and then kissing
my feet in submission!

To Nurse Goodbody, the sight of the force of the two straining muscle men was amazing, and made her vag start to flow like Niagra Falls. But those powerful gym-built legs begin to shake and tremble as He-Man continued to crank his incredible strength and slowly forces Doc down one inch at a time, trying to put him on his knees. At least he was until Doc shouted instructions to Nurse Goodbody.

Time to play a little game I like to call:
HOW CONCAVE CAN I MAKE YOUR FACE!

How many fists am I holding up Doc, you seeing double yet?

I am breaking your face Doc, and not even bruising my
knuckles in the process!

Chad now saw FOUR Adams looming over him!

Chad was losing teeth and consciousness with each blow

Luckily Chad had excellent dental insurance
and major medical!

If this continued Chad would need his mouth wired
shut and would be eating through a straw for months

"NURSE SEDATE THE MUTHAFUCKER!" screamed the desperate doctor.

NURSE SEDATE THE MUTHAFUCKER!
screamed the desperate doctor

Here is a sedative for you Doc, my fist of IRON, should have
you drifting into a haze of oblivion!

Sweet dreams Doc, time to punch your lights out!

Nurse Goodbody injects the sedative into He-man's
bubble glutes

As he wound up his massive right fist for his signature closer,
he felt the prick of a needle

WTF???!!! he said convulsing as he lost some control
of his motor functions

After convulsing a moment, He-man resumes his assault

Nurse Goodbody realizes the sedative isn't working

You need more than a little dart to take down a Prince of Eternia!

Stand down Nurse Goodbody and after I take care of this
cocksucker, I will fuck you like you have never been fucked
and you will know pleasure that you will tell your grandchildren
about, just ask his wife!

The thought of being ridden hard by He-man caused Nurse
Goodbody to hesitate a moment...

OH HE-MAN!
OH NURSE GOODBODY!
CALL ME WANDA, ADAM!
OH WANDA!
OH HE-MAN!

OH, OH, A LITTLE HELP HERE, NURSE!
came a voice penetrating her reverie

You need to stop and lay down Mr. Prince,
you have the Rona!

Exertion at this time is not recommended, you need REST!

Perhaps another shot to calm you down!

As much as she is enjoying the show of the two musclemen struggling, she quickly fills a syringe with Midazolam and injects He-Man with the powerful sedative and anesthesia. When after convulsing a moment, He-man resumes his assault, Goodbody fills it again and administers another shot. And then a third. It should have been enough to kill 10 men, and finally even He-Man was rendered unconscious.

Third shot is the charm, as we say here at Kildare Memorial

"He is finally out. It took five doses of anesthesia. That's enough to knock a hippo! The two I gave him initially should have been sufficient, I can't believe you had to give him 3 additional doses, Make sure to monitor his vitals closely. We don't want to kill the big oaf. My malpractice insurance is plenty high enough as it is!"

Nurse Goodbody flashed Hardcock a suspicious look, why had he administered tranquilizers to Mr. Prince BEFORE he exhibited any violent behavior, that was TOTALLY unethical! She wondered if an unexpected drug interaction with the covid had cause the initial violent mood swing, but she knew better than to put that in her report,

Dr. Hardcock would have been right at home treating disease outbreaks in the middle-ages.

Dr. Hardcock would have been right at home treating
disease outbreaks in the middle-ages

Vitals are weak, Doctor!

What a perfect specimen of the human male, it would be a shame
for the gene pool to lose such magnificence, in the name of
genetic improvement you must save him doctor

Realizing a live He-man would cause him more problems than
a dead one ...

...Chad Hardcock secretly slips the blond colossus
something to finish him off that would not be detected in a
standard autopsy

He is fading faster Doctor!

I will give him some adrenalin, says Doctor Hardcock, filling
the syringe with saline instead

You picked the wrong man to cuck, he whispered to He-man

You are one big disappointment. As soon as I saw you,, I wanted
to see how strong those big muscles of yours were- and compare
them to mine. I expected you to be a lot stronger than this...

"You are one big disappointment. As soon as I saw you,, I wanted to see how strong those big muscles of yours were- and compare them to mine. I expected you to be a lot stronger than this..."

The body-builder Doc taunted He-man through the physicians shattered teeth and broken jaw, in a low hoarse, whisper that only He-Man could hear.

"You're just another stupid roided-up musclehead... and I BEAT YOU MUTHERFUCKAH", giving no credit to the drugs and Rona and acting as if his own muscles were a match for He-man's!

He-man drifting in and out of consciousness gave one last mic drop retort: " But your the one covered head to toe in lumps, welts, bruises and contusions in need of major dental work, a wired jaw, and chiropractic re-alignment and..." Drifting out for a moment. "You are still a cuck..."

We are losing him!

Surely, there must be something you can do!
cried Nurse Goodbody

I’m doing everything I can...

…and don't call me Shirley!

What the actual Fuck! He-Man is immortal!
What is that Quack doing!

Just like stoopid hoomans to fuck everything up!

Just once I wish I didn't have to do everything myself!

Whoa! Thanks, Doc! I'm feeling much better now!

"When this pandemic is over I am going to give Chad Hardcock the beating of his life, and after the beatdown I am going to skull fuck him so hard he is going to be known ever after as Doctor Glad ToSuckCock"