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| ~art by Enrique Nieto Nadal~ |
AS YOU KNOW, I AM AN AVID HUNTER AND AN AVID BACHELOR, GUESS WHAT SEASON IT IS?
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| and THAT is how I got put in charge of the Dallas office! |
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Then I thought again about Stalker Chick and thought
maybe not... |
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| Text messages I love to send to my ex-regulars... |
Well I know many of y'all don't like posts on here without sex and violence, so here is some obligatory, yet amusing sex and violence...
A POPEYE AND FRIENDS ROMANTICAL VALENTINE'S TALE!
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| Bluto enjoyed using the scrawny runt as a punching bag! |
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| You are no hero, Popeye, THIS is what a HERO looks like! |
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| You need a good stomping, runt! |
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This is all I can stands, I can't stands no more, so I am getting
the hell out of Dodge! Popeye exclaims and runs away to find
some spinach... |
Meanwhile Bluto pays a visit to Olive, and the fickle bish is happy to see him...
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Ready for a real man?
Sex with a runt can't satisfy you... |
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I never feel this way with Popeye...
Me, neither...
Wait! What did you say, Bluto?
I said I bet you don't... |
Popeye has restocked his supply of spinach, and makes a stop at Olive's to bang his best girl, before hunting down Bluto for revenge...
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Bluto was reduced to Popeye's
punching bag! |
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| Bluto was beaten into a state of total submission... |
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| There she blows!!! |
Time passes, and physical wounds heal, but the emotional scars of Bluto's humiliation by Popeye lingered...
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| I am ready for a re-match! |
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Wow Bluto, I sure do love a man with muscles all the time not
just after eating spinach... |
A Pose Down competition between Bluto and Popeye turned, as it inevitably does when these two are involved, into a BEATDOWN... Popeye unbeknownst to Bluto was hopped up on several cans of spinach!
After beating Bluto, his spinach induced potency was beginning to run low, and with that bevy of nubile female fans waiting to show their support, he needed to recharge, but first he needed to force that big, muscular ass of Bluto to submit!
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Popeye had to cheat with spinach to cover his
inadequacies in ALL areas... |
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Popeye realized he liked fucking Bluto, even more than he
enjoyed fighting him! |
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After fucking Bluto, Popeye needs a spinach recharge for
the nubile female fans... |
Popeye is still horny after his orgy with the female fans, and hopped up again on spinach, he heads to the one place his urgent carnal desires compels hm to go...
Popeye on a sex spree, went on to celebrate his victory with Olive Oyl
... again with the help of spinach...
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| Four cans ought to do the trick!! |
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| I am strong to the finish, eh Baby? |
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| Oh yes, yes, yes! |
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| Better fuck than with that Bluto, right Olive? Olive? |
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Olive might be fucking Popeye, but in her mind she was
still fucking Bluto... |
But after his sexual rampage, Popeye realized he much preferred fucking Bluto to anyone else, especially to the fickle Olive, Bluto had the beef that he craved and pecs to suckle, and Olive was a bony, flat-chested cheating bish.
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| When Popeye had sex dreams, they weren't about Olive... |
Heck Olive was more boyish than woman, and Popeye craved not a boy, but a REAL MAN, so at long last the boys found true romance and robust rough sex! Plus it was always good to have a bish one could knock around if he got out of line, and Bluto fit that bill perfectly...
Hey, every Valentine's Day fictional story requires a HAPPY ENDING!
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