The Mule's Adventures in Fighting and Fucking plus occasional Musings, Vignettes and Dips into the Archives *irregularly updated* CAUTION! contains adult stories aimed at men with an interest in heavily muscled, hyper-masculine men in high stakes combat or other dangerous situations. The stories may depict violence, consensual and non-consensual sex acts, so if you find these topics appalling, please go watch cat videos.
I can't wait to see these two sets of muscles in action!
You two are the most powerful specimens of manhood I have ever met... but only one can be the most virile of this group!
There is no doubt about who THAT will be--boasted Brian
That would be ME!--interjected Gary
We will see about THAT Mile High..grrrrrr
I can feel your strength Cowboy, but I am the STRONGER!
You guys seem pretty evenly matched...
I will soon change that opinion--growled Brian between clinched teeth
Save your breath Cowboy, you are going to NEED it!
The adversaries closed in a powerful interlocking clinch
Lats rippled, biceps bulged, quads flexed as the titans struggled, and Justin's loins swelled
Justin's loins were not the only ones swelling as the two mountains of muscle pressed close, both Brian and Gary also popped boners!
Damn this sure beats WWE PPV!--exclaimed Justin
Both combatants felt their muscles straining from the effort, as they maneuvered for advantage
It was a beastly dance of brawn and bravado
Sometimes favoring Brian...
Sometimes Gary...
Usually though neither had the upper hand, so evenly matched the grapplers were in skill and strength...
Then a burst of unexpected power from Brian
The pendulum of power swung inextricably towards Brian
The First Take-Down:
Brian takes charge!
Showing off his power Brian lifts Gary's muscled body high by his thick neck
Brian takes three steps still holding Gary high ....
Going down...ground floor!
...followed by a mighty choke slam!
Gary landed hard on the wooden floor, the air knocked out of him
Gary sucked hard to get some wind back into him but he couldn't move. The brutal slam by Brian seemed to Justin to be a game changer. He was in awe of the power Brian had just shown. Clearly Brian had won the first battle in this priestly War of Muscle with ease. "How did you like that...?" Brian asked Justin as he stood over the fallen Gary. "I got to admit, I enjoyed hearing him scream in pain..." Justin confessed to Brian. "Just keep watching.... there is a lot more where that came from....his pain is just starting..." Brian bragged.
You want to be next?
I wouldn't say NO to a tumble with you Father Brian... If you get my meaning...
This should be over fast, if you want to have a go!
I thought he would put up more of a fight, frankly...
A shocked Gary sits on his ass, filled with shame and pain!
You are small compared to Gary, it wouldn't take me long to pin you!
I am not smaller where it COUNTS, but I do look forward to being "pinned" by you....
I bet you do little man, I bet you DO!
Looks like you are large ALL over, Father Brian, I look forward to a roll with you!
"Get up, big man.... so I can knock you down again...." Brian commands to his fallen foe.
Gary gets up, only to be quickly taken down by the cocky Brian once again... Second Take-Down:
Brian man handles Gary, throwing him around like a rag doll
Gary continues to get out muscled by Brian...to Justin's delight....
Time for a lesson in GRAVITY, time for you to go to ground again, Colorado!
Brian took his time, standing over Gary and showing off for Justin with his furry chest out and his arms flexed. His sweat soaked wrestling singlet clung to him like a second skin, so that his heavily muscled body was on full display as he did a victory strut. He reeked of confidence and testosterone, as both oozed from his uber masculine body. He had wrecked the other muscleman conclusively, and was now prepared to take Gary apart slowly, methodically, and painfully. He would make Gary suffer before his final sweet surrender. "Man, I haven't had this much fun in a long time..." Brian tells Justin, as he jumps on Gary's laid out body. GROUNDED:
Brian Mounts Gary
Gary resists the pin with renewed energy
Brian grinds his loins against those of Gary, plants a smooch and backing off from the kiss says: Time to submit, sweetcheeks!
Not happening!
We will just have to convince you of the inevitability of this... eventuality! Get used to being on the bottom: I will be staying on top!
Brian Puts Gary in a Triangle Choke Scissors: Brian wraps his massive legs around Gary's thick neck and applies crushing power...Gary is trapped... "YES, that's right... I got you...This is how it ends, Gary!" Brian hissed into Gary's ear. Gary groaned as Brian's mighty legs tightened around Gary's thick muscular neck. Justin's cock throbbed as he watched one huge handsome muscleman being crushed by another. Gary's face turned red, then purple as Brian continued to pour on the pressure without mercy. Brian had no intention of stopping until Gary either quit or was choked the fuck out cold.
Brian is as dominant on the ground as he is on his feet!
Gary is helpless and completely at Brian's mercy ...
Beg me to let you go... Brian demands of Gary...
Put him out, man! Choke his ass... you got him now... Put him out cold!!-- Justin urges Brian...
Justin has gone from an impartial referee to a one man cheering squad for Brian....
Gary is being choked out...Brian's huge legs are wrapped around him like a python... Gary has no choice... it will be lights out unless......
Gary taps out!
Round II First round to Father Brian. In a dominating fashion he kicked Father Gary's ass. "Yeah, that's right ... I won, and you lost... I kicked your fucking ass and made you tap out like a bitch...." a jubilant Brian shouts as he arm pumps the air. A demoralized Gary uses the ten minute rest between rounds to recover both physically and mentally from the brutal loss he just suffered. Gary has sustained some brutal body punishment and a solid mind fuck to boot. Brian on the other hand is being admired and hero worshiped by the awestruck and smitten Justin. As Brian gloats, Gary plans on how to turn the match around. Headlock:
Gary immediately slaps a powerful head lock on Brian....
"I'm going to crack your skull open like a ripe coconut...." a pissed off Gary growls...
"You humiliated me in that first round. Now your gonna pay for that. Justin won't be riding your dick after I break you in half ...." Gary announces as he locks a skull crushing head lock on Brian with his massive bicep.
Looks like Gary will be wrestling in my bed, Brian...
Gary's 22" bicep is crushing Brian's head like a vice!
Gary drags Brian around the room by his head like he is a dog on a leash
Brian's moans and groans fill the room ... Justin offers encouragement but Brian can no longer hear anything other than the ringing in his ears....
Gary feels Brian beginning to weaken....
Gary makes his move and bulldogs his weakening opponent to the ground.....
Pin:
Gary pins the groggy Brian and hooks his leg...
The drained Brian struggles but is too exhausted to break the hold....
Give up... or I will break you in half... Gary snarls
Tap out... or else... Gary warns...
Brian can feel the vertebrae in his back begin to crack... he has no choice ... it's either give or be crippled...
Brian submits!!!
Having battled to a draw, both men are too exhausted to continue. Both are winded and out of gas!
Come on Brian. Man up! Get back in there and kick Gary's ass. Just do it!!!
"Pull it together man. Gary is done. He's got nothing left. Get back in there and finish him....you can do it...."
A drained and dog-tired Gary tries desperately to collect his waning strength for the final round.....but he has nothing left
Gary realizes his defeat in the next round is inevitable... and makes his peace with the outcome
Gary is ready to pay the price of losing.....
A drained and dog-tired Brian tries desperately to collect his waning strength for the final round... but he has nothing left
If it is any consolation...I still want to wrestle you...
Brian realizes his defeat in the next round is inevitable... and makes his peace with the outcome
Brian is ready to pay the price of losing.....
"I got nothing left..." Brian tells Justin. "Throw in the towel...Gary beat me, I can't take anymore....."
OK, big man... let me negotiate a better deal than a surrender tho... I will be right back.... I need to do some bluffing.... Justin tells the defeated muscle warrior
The musclemen call it a draw!!!
Some post match Male Bonding - Justin ends up being the "meat in the sandwich"
We are the three amigos of this retreat... together we can RULE this place!
We should get ourselves assigned here as counselors...
Think of the continual supply of FRESH MEAT delivered to our door!
I think these melons are ripe and ready!
Sometimes Justin, you need to know when to just shut up and ENJOY the moment!
Brian and Gary in Gary's Bedroom post match...
We keep this up and we are both going to get ourselves defrocked...
"We keep this up and we are both going to get ourselves defrocked..." Gary whispered, as he viewed the hard naked muscular form of the virile Cowboy Pastor. "We just have to be sure and not get caught, Pardner!" answered the brawny Brian with a wicked smile. "Now are you gonna spread those sweet cheeks voluntarily, or do I have to make you?....because it's time to find out which one of us is truly the manliest man..." "I wish I knew how to quit you..." replied Gary
I win AGAIN, Timmy boy! When are you and Gary just going to come to terms that Gary has always played on MY team?!
Unbeknownst to them, the Janitor, Mr. Ward, had wakened and was going to do some reading and realized he had left his glasses in the storage room, he had seen some of the wrestling and reported it to the Dean of the Retreat. Fortunately for the group, the wily Justin was the first one called in to answer questions about the clandestine wrestling in the Storage Room.
Sooooo you have a perfectly logical explanation for these early morning activities? I sure would LOVE to hear it!
So you were preparing a surprise farewell party for Father Gregory...and you have the presents and decorations in your room? Yeah, I WOULD love to see it. You are not going to pull one over on ME, young man!
Later in Justin's Room...
The cunning Justin is in bed with the Dean of the Retreat... "Sure the guy is old, but he is not half bad in the sack and at least I saved Brian, Gary and MY clerical careers..." thought Justin. "Still this must be the WOAT spiritual rehabilitation center for horny pastors!" he mused.
In case you are coming late to the Beach Preach Saga here are stories prior to Battling Priests ( in chronological order):
