This little gem from Thanksgiving 2008 is a prequel to Bouncer!
Lulu Belle (cooks for my Ganny) was prepping the turkey for
today, and she needed more stuff so she ran to the store real quick. Well I was
walking around the house and I got into the kitchen and I saw the turkey on the
table ...Me being a horny ass I decided I wanted to know how it would feel to stick my dick in
it.
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| She was asking for it, looking all succulent and shit! |
So after many fights with myself on whether to do it or not I decided to
stick it in real quick....give the turkey some "stuffing" LOL... So I
went for it and it felt weird. My question is would anybody notice that it
happened? It's not like I tore it up...turns out I stuck mah dick in the hole
where it's head use to be...I didn't cum in the turkey that would be sick--just
a coupla thrusts to get the feeling...I mean I don't see how anybody would
notice-- I’m just being a bit paranoid!
I my defense I’m a
stuck at my Ganny’s home in Jackson -f'n cowtown- Mississippi –ain’t no
hot chicks nowhere aroun’...when I said I would come for T day I thought she
was planning on being at her home in New Orleans--not up here! LOL
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| G: I have not changed your room since your last visit here! M: Ganny, I was SIX!
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POST SCRIPT 2015: after news of what the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom did when he was young with a roasted pig, I don't feel quite as weird about this incident as I once did.
 David Cameron and the Pig Fucker Society of Oxford University |
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| and in 2015! |
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