The Mule's Adventures in Fighting and Fucking plus occasional Musings, Vignettes and Dips into the Archives *irregularly updated* CAUTION! contains adult stories aimed at men with an interest in heavily muscled, hyper-masculine men in high stakes combat or other dangerous situations. The stories may depict violence, consensual and non-consensual sex acts, so if you find these topics appalling, please go watch cat videos.
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Musings from Valhalla: Need to find a cheap carpenter....
I was at some chick's place and I tried opening a door, but didn't realize it was locked--so I pulled it harder and totally ripped it off the hinges. The chick, who unfortunately saw it happen, said it's because my arms are too big--and that she expected me to have the door fixed. Funny thing is, earlier in the month I tried to change my jeep from park to neutral without turning the ignition and I totally snapped the metal base of my gear lever.,.and the mechanic at the Jeep dealer also said it was because my arms are too big...funny hearing that twice in a month like that, maybe it's the truth...
I will have to check with my neighbor and see if he can give me the name of that carpenter she was using. The carpenter that I just happened to have beat up a while back...ought to be an interesting convo. "Hey, broseph, this is Mule...I kicked your ass a while back, and I was wondering if you could fix a door for me." [cf Carpenter told ME he was going to punch my face for background story on this.]
Monday, December 16, 2013
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