Saturday, December 29, 2018

Musing from Valhalla: Happy New Year 2019

Damn-it, not ANOTHER story suggestion, and in this one,
 I am to fight a man-bear-pig, WTF?



~ManBearPig~



It has been an exciting year for your Mule, I moved to Texas, have a new house with some furniture, not much but some...I even managed to get some blog posts out, here and there, now and again, although not nearly enough to satisfy the clamoring hordes of Blog readers from all around the world.  What I managed to get out was thanks to the help of Stefan (Edit-brah), Steve (Artist-brah) and Enrique (Artista-colega)




A Muscular Father Time has claimed victory
 over another year of the blog, in a hard won fight,
 but a new year looms with great new
 story possibilities.




Just a reminder that FaceBook is no longer allowing us to post links to our blog due to changes they are made to Terms of Service dealing with adult themed material.  You can use this link  https://mule-mulesblog.blogspot.com/   and if you forget it, just Google mule's blog and it should come up on the first page, usually about the 3rd or 4th thing listed...




LET US LOOK BACK ON WHAT THIS LAST YEAR BROUGHT US AT MULESBLOG:





A total of over 86,000  views in  this last year! 

Over 337,000 views since 2011!

34 New posts this last year, 291 since 2011!




Among the 34 posts of the last year:  

  • Ten Musings (including Amusings) besides this year's (2018) and last year's (2017) New Year's Year in Review Musing Post 
  • Three Vignettes 
  • Fourteen Stories 
  • 5 Miscellaneous Other posts Including a cool video by Enrique Nieto Nadal!





LET US CHECK IT OUT IN DETAIL, BEGINNING WITH THE STORIES!




WE HAD A GREAT YOUNGER/OLDER COMBAT IN 2O18, YOU GUYS LOVE THOSE:




Mule v AJ
 


Young Jayson from Slut's Little Bro and other stories has reached legal age now and has fallen under the influence of steroid dealer Jake (of Muscle Daddy fame and other stories).  As a favor to Jayson's parents, Mule gets involved.  Mule and young Jayson, who now goes by the name AJ,  sort things out the way that alpha muscle males do!





IN THIS TIME OF MUSCULAR REFLECTION ON 2018, IT IS GOOD TIME TO NOTE A REBOOT OF A MULE CLASSIC:




Mule vs the Bouncer (Jackson, MS)


Mule goes to a random redneck bar near Jackson, MS.  The bar's Bouncer is the  local arm wrestling champ.  Mule and the bouncer arm wrestle, of course.   The Bouncer is displeased with the results of the arm wrestle contest, and a fist fight ensues!  Features the images  of artist Enrique Nieto Nadal.





OF COURSE YOUR MULE BEING YOUR MULE, WE HAD TO HAVE A COUPLE OF CUCKOLDING ADVENTURES!


Mule vs the US Ranger: Homecoming Surprise 


Mule finds out a slut he is smashing is married to a Soldier on deployment overseas.  He is going to break it off, but he waits because he does not  want to break up with her on her birthday. They are having a birthday fuck session.  Unfortunately, the U S Ranger husband returns home to surprise his wife on her birthday and walks in on them fucking.  Things go badly for the Mule!









Sometimes Cuckolding leads to most UNUSUAL results:


Another Bar, Another Chick, Another Fight 


The title sums it up pretty well.  Mule is hitting on this hot slut in a bar.  The bartender warns Mule that said slut has a huge thug  meathead boyfriend named Bo, who is the jealous type.  Mule ignores the warning.  He is conversing with hot slut, when Bo her boyfriend comes in.  As warned, Bo is a swole mutherphucker.  Big Bo and Mule have a fight at the bar over hot slut.  Mule ends up leaving with hot slut and taking her back to her trailer for a long fuck session.  Unknown to either, Bo has arrived, waiting outside the trailer to jump Mule and settle the score.  An even bigger, longer, and hotter fight ensues.  This story was in response to a reader request who said he " LOVES to see a BIG BLOND muscle bound  white stud dominated...and used...by a black stud muscle monster of color."





THERE WAS A TALE OF KARMIC JUSTICE!


Mule vs The Dirtiest Player in the League


Clipper is a dirty football player that breaks the rules and goes out of his way to injure and hurt other players.  Mule decides to give Clipper a taste of his own medicine.





THERE WAS TRAVEL TO FOREIGN AND EXOTIC LANDS, IN 2018. THERE WAS A TRIP TO THE FABLED LAND OF CANADA AS WELL AS ANOTHER TO THE REALM OF THE AMISH!



Mule vs The Lumberjack


Mule goes Elk hunting in the Yukon and fights a bear. The bear turns out to be the pet of a Lumberjack. The big burly Lumberjack  is understandably furious with Mule and they throw down.


 
















Mule vs The Amish (Thanksgiving Story

Mule meets and befriends a young Amish boy named Jebediah who is on  his Rumspringa.  Jeb invites Mule to visit and meet Jeb's family back home on the family farm  in Amish country for Thanksgiving. Mule is fascinated by the simple and peaceful farm life of the Amish and finds he has many false preconceptions.   

Mule meets Jeb's father (Daett or Pa), Jeb's brother Ezekiel (Ez) , Ez's Amish slut girlfriend, and Jeb's "Maemm" (Ma).   Mule helps with the farm chores: chopping logs, tossing around bales of hay, and carrying around fence posts. It's hard heavy work. And these beefy Amish farmers have the muscles to prove it.

One night after the rest of the family had gone to bed, Mule and Pa start conversing about how Pa as a young man had taken an extended Rumspringa. During this period he had a career working as a pro wrestler in a small now defunct regional wrestling federation in the Midwest. He wrestled under the nom de guerres: the Mennonite Mauler and the Amish Armadillo, and he had been a very successful "heel" !

Pa has heard from Jeb about Mule's wrestling prowess and his love of wrestling.  Pa asks Mule if he would like a friendly wrestling match down at the barn to see who is the superior fighter.  Mule accepts enthusiastically.



















I HAD SOME ADVENTURES IN MY NEW HOME BASE OF TEXAS! 



The Mighty Cops of Flower Ranch, TX  


A three part story about Mule's adventure's with the Flower Ranch, Texas, USA  Police Department.

The Mighty Cops of Flower Ranch, TX  Part One


Mule goes to the town of Flower Ranch to bail the son of a client out of jail.  Through a misunderstanding, Mule gets taken into custody by some roadblock cops, and is brought to the jail, just in time to aid in subduing an escaping prisoner. Later, Mule gets into a gut-punch contest with the county's biggest, toughest  bad-ass.














Mighty Cops II: Murder in Flower Ranch, Texas

 

Mule uses his sleuthing skills to help solve a murder that occurs while he is at the Flower Ranch Police Department.  The blog has a guess the killer contest.








Mighty Cops Three: Epilogue, Case Closed


We reveal the true killer... 






... and we announce the winner of our guess the killer contest.

The winner of our contest was blog fan Joe Wantowrestl.  His prize, as promised, was a pic by Enrique Nico Nadal of Joe wrestling (and beating!)  The Mule.  Joe has posted the pic on his Facebook page.   Joe's Face Book Post  Congratulations to Joe!

Joe Wrestles (and defeats) the Mule

Remember that Enrique Nieto Nadal is available to do private commissions, such as the one featuring Joe. They are very reasonably priced,  made to your specifications,  take only a few days and he will make sure you are satisfied.  Enrique  is an exceptional and very experienced artist.  You can reach him via his web site https://www.enietonadal.es  or by FaceBook Enrique Nieto Nadal


THE MANLET TRILOGY

The bane of many a manmore, Manlet was the king of shrimpsters and only Mule stands in his way to Meathead Dominance, as told in three tales of epic battle.

Messing with Muscular Manlets: A Cautionary Tale (Mule vs the Cave Manlet)


Mule goes nude spelunking. He runs into a jacked-up naked Manlet also nude spelunking in the cave. Like most of those sawed-off crazy roided up musclely dwarfs, he's got one of those Napoleon complexes and deliberately starts fights with any muscle dude bigger than he is. First, we arm wrestle, and then we fight. Don't laugh, Manlets can be tougher than their size would indicate.























RETURN OF MANLET: THE BATTLE FOR HE-MAN GYM PART ONE

Manlet returns and it turns out he was not not just some random manlet in cave that beat the shit out of your Mule.   Turns out that Manlet was a rather notorious mauler of manmores.  He in fact was the center of an infamous plot to terrorize Your Mule and manmores across the Southwest, he returns to bring havoc to Mule and to manmores, and let us just say that things do not go well for Manmorekind.



















RETURN OF MANLET: THE BATTLE FOR HE-MAN GYM PART TWO

The final showdown between Mule and Manlet, the Texas Tornado, the fate of Mule and manmores everywhere hangs in the balance!








Inspired by a suggestion from  Blog Fan Andrew Bruno, and the Mirror Universe on Star Trek, our Halloween post has Mule battling his own evil twin.   Halloween night, while others are trick-or-treating or at costume parties, Mule has finished his worked in a nearly deserted gym.  He is posing in front of the locker room mirror when through some mystical mumbo-jumbo Halloween magic  Mule's reflection comes alive and steps through the mirror and into our Universe.  Mule battles his doppelganger to see who remains this Earth's Mule!







NEW YEAR, NEW MUSCLE, SAME OLD MULE! FUCK THAT NEW YOU CRAP, I AM ALREADY  PERFECT...AND MODEST!



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