Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Vignette: Football players =/= BB: We kick ass!










I'm a football player which means I'm a built for sex.  If you're just a  bodybuilder then you are built for show. You are useless other than standing on a stage looking good in your underwear.  I got  functional muscle and strength.  I got the  bigger chest  and I got big traps for lifting and for pumping that bitch. I was a div 1 a college jock from 2004-2008. I got  practical sexual strength.  Like my football player booty. I have magnificent buttocks, it's all that deadlifting.  










Girls compliment my ass all the time  They like a big round muscle  ass that can generate thrusting power and pound the living bejesus out of them. An epic male muscle butt  like mine beats abs for picking up chicks every time, serious.  A big ass also makes you look 'powerful as phuck'. In fact it makes you 'powerful as phuck'...naturally.... I got massive glutes. I think this explains the explosiveness and speed in Negroes... very serious about that.  Strong glutes make you a good sprinter, strong puncher, strong kicker, etc. No homo but look at sprinters' asses... all of em big!  Most black bbers have these long big glutes that stick out and white ones have pancake glutes.

I, myself, was blessed with 'negro glutes' even though I'm white.  I have been complimented on my ass by girls at least as much as any other body part!

Vignette: Goals/Aspirations:




Goals/Aspirations: When I was a young boy in Grade 6 I remember going to the history museum and seeing this statue of Zeus. And as I was standing there mesmerized by the statue I could hear my teacher telling the class that we could be anything we wanted to be. That instant I decided I wanted to become a Greek god. From that moment on I was in the gym every day, taking my multi and lifting heavy. By the time I was in middle school I was already a straight up beast. I was making year 8 girls’ panties wet when I would walk down the corridor, and every beta phaggot in the school was mirin' my jacked fibras*. My goal in life is to have the ability to make every vagina in the building flow like the Nile. When I walk into the club I want to see every chick ravage one another to get a glimpse of my aesthetics, and hope that by the end of the night they are the one I choose to make my bedroom acrobat. That's what keeps me going; that desire to be a gift from above to women and an example of what the human body can do.

*striated sinews, muscle fibers



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