ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED FEBRUARY 13, 2007
Yeah, I
watch the food network... when I'm hungry its kinda like porn. Do you know it's literally impossible to make that shit? Literally, I was trying to make some southwestern mango chicken with herbs and roasted red
peppers or something I saw this chick on there make, and I burnt down my
kitchen. i have to buy a new kitchen because of false advertising They're not really making that shit, it's
plastic and CGI.
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| Plastic food: See what I mean! |
Here's my take on a couple of the
shows: Giada De Laurentiis: She's hot.
I jacked off to the episode where she makes stuffed mushrooms
Rachael Ray:
She is the one with the "30 minute meals"-- I tried to make her "'butter glazed ham with twice baked ranch flavored potatoes' in
30 minutes once and it ended up taking me like 3 hours--Yeah, sure it COOKS in 30 minutes, washing every freaking dish and cleaning up the kitchen now THAT takes 2.5 hours. Should be called: 'Dishes and Cleaning The Kitchen
with Rachel Ray in UNDER 3 hours!' and have a calendar for their timer.
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| "Oh the Food Network...oh yes....yes...YES..." *fap fap fap* |
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