Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance.
--David Mamet
PROLOGUE
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| Working muscle is much more impressive than show muscle. |
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| OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU LIMP-WRIST PUSSIES WANTS TO WRESTLE ME AND MY PAL, ELI, HERE? asked Jonas, the GRAPPLER-DAN of the Dallas Construction Industry |
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| Eli looks up to see who accepts his partner's challenge |
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| Nobody calls me a pussy, asshole, challenge ACCEPTED! Retorted Sal |
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| I will take that challenge too, and you calling me pussy now, but I will be making your ass into a pussy when all is said and done, and you will be MY BITCH! Growled Steve |
Sal and Steve were recognized as the strongest, toughest, biggest, and most badass guys at the work site, but when the dust settled they were bottoming to Eli and Jonas!
From then on the pair ruled the roost!
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| The construction sites were a BLAST with these two training their co-workers! |
Both divorced they shared a house together, where they could enjoy their joint hobbies together. Having harvested the young muscle studs at the various construction sites they worked at.
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| Oh yeah, I sure do know Jonas and Eli! *fap fap fap* |
They had moved on to canvassing the local gyms for quarry.
They began working out at Smash Iron Fitness having worked their way through the young handsome studs that had appealed to them at their last gym and were looking for fresh meat. They were essentially the Grappler Dans of the Dallas Hardhat Community.
A familiar Dallas refrain...
"Oh yeah, we know Jonas and Eli They went to our gym! " *fap fap fap*
The two construction studs, were alphas looking for new conquests
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| Get in boy!!!!! I need to wrestle a young athletic stud like you! |
One day Jonas came upon Billy, a college wrestler at SMU, who was quite the looker and a cocky young vocally homophobic stud...
Raised a strict Pentecostal, and a member of the Campus Crusade for Christ, Billy moved to the other end of the Kinsey Scale.
He is now known as Billy Blow Job and Billy Beggin' to Bottom and provides a vital stress relief function at the gym...
Billy is making a whole new set of friends these days, good on you, Billy!
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| Job sites have a rigid hierarchy ... VERY RIGID...NUDGE NUDGE. |
Wrestling Match with Mule and Mike
A few weeks later Eli and Jonas were walking to the gym and decided it was time each of them put another notch in their belts.
MIKE AND I WERE GRAPPLING WHEN ELI AND
JONAS SPIED US PREDATORILY!
I was taught to respect my elders, so Mike and I thought to take it easy on what we saw as a pair of PAST THEIR PRIME opponents challenged us both to a 'friendly' WINNER TAKE ALL match. Yeah, in hindsight it was a foolish mistake, as it was clear despite their age and flab were packing plenty of muscle on their bodies, and work muscle, not show muscle! Plus it was OLD MAN MUSCLE*
But Mike was as cocky as me, and as you know PRIDE COMETH BEFORE A FALL! We were quickly stripped of these illusions of taking it easy as both of us found ourselves repeatedly kissing canvas, being slammed so hard our ears were ringing.
"Which way did he go Mike, which way did he go?"- I slurred punch-drunk, my vision all ablur!
Ass whupping followed ass-whupping as Eli and Jonas worked us over like we were a pair of cub scouts and not prime athletic studs!
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I shook my head clear, girded my loins and in a berserker rage charged Jonas like an enraged bull! Well that was the plan!
Through half-closed eyes I saw ONE MORE knuckle sandwich heading toward my handsome face as Jonas said LIGHTS OUT! with a laugh!
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A physical quality that entails unforeseen strength of an individual, including unexpected techniques based off of life experience, and the ability to conquer others younger than you based on having more age-built acuity and wiles than them.
Their huge meaty paws gripped like vises, and despite it being a wrestling match, they were not above delivering knuckle sandwiches that rang our bells and had us staggering around the mat like a pair of punch drunk dweebs! Getting hit by these guys was like getting hit by a freight train!
Mike was being pummeled and man-handled by Eli, while I was being unceremoniously flattened by Jonas, I was receiving the sort of humiliating come-uppance that I had inflicted on scores of cocky bouncers over the years!
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| In my mind I had imagined this battle with Jonas going very differently! |
Jonas had fists of iron that rivaled those of Trucker, and wrestling moves and bear hugs that rivaled those of Grappler Dan! We were being taken to town and they were opening up industrial strength cans of WHUP-ASS on the pair of us!
Mike and I were making a poor showing for ourselves!
We had definitely underestimated the formidable power of construction muscle!
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| ELI |
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Ass whupping followed ass-whupping as Eli and Jonas worked us over like we were a pair of cub scouts and not prime athletic studs!
I decided that enough was enough, the old-timer may be tough, but I was younger, stronger and I knew some BJJ shit that I am sure this old-timer would be outclassed by, at least that was the plan, but instead I found myself flat on my back staring at stars with a ringing in my ears and the chirping of birds, thinking WTF?
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I shook my head clear, girded my loins and in a berserker rage charged Jonas like an enraged bull! Well that was the plan!
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| The massive fists and muscles of old-timer Jonas had other ideas! |
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| You could have stuck a fork in YOUR MULE, cuz I was DONE!!! |
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| Jonas flexed his biceps triumphantly above my semi-conscious battered and broken form, and looked over to see Eli dragging Mike's carcass across the mat toward us after putting my studly pal to sleep! |
Through half-closed eyes I saw ONE MORE knuckle sandwich heading toward my handsome face as Jonas said LIGHTS OUT! with a laugh!
What added to the humiliation was the sheer RAPIDITY with which the pair of construction studs took us down, I have lost a number of fights, far less than I had won, but still more than I could count on two hands, but I had never been bested so quickly and without inflicting more damage on my adversary, but Eli and Jonas had taken down the Mule and Mike team with nary a scratch, and that hurt more than the lunps and contusions covering my body from the fight! This is why I had shown such reluctance to share this story with my fans, but because of my lack of posting of late, I thought I would offer up this tragic tale as penance!
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| ELI and JONAS took us home as TROPHIES |
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| Crushing young, cocksure whippersnappers in battleis fun, said Eli with a smile, but you know there is much more fun that can be had with such fresh meat! |
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| I am horned up and ready for action, answered Jonas |
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| I earned this, said Eli as his cock swelled for action |
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| Right with you, bro, echoed a horny Jonas! Oversized tongues and cocks set to work on our young, firm asses, as the pair partook of the fruits of victory, which Mike and Me, battered , broken and cowed were in no condition or possessed of the will to resist! |
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These Elder Statesmen of Muscle Studs were slavering at the mouth at the sight of the young, muscular bodies with their bubble glutes that now belonged to them!
YOUTHFUL MOUTHS AND ASSES WERE VIGOROUSLY AND RAPACIOUSLY EXPLOITED BY THESE TWO DADDIES
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| For a novice, Mike took the fuckfest like a champ! |
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| This wasn't the first rodeo for YOUR MULE, and I rode those two construction bulls like such a champion, I could have earned a belt buckle! |
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| ELI AND JONAS played as hard as they fought, and damn could they fuck |
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| JONAS HAD HIS WAY WITH ME FIRST |
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| THEN SEEMINGLY POSSESSED OF PRETERNATURAL STAMINA, THEY SWITCHED PARTNERS AND ELI HAD HIS WAY WITH ME! |
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| Mike had never been in a winner-take-all match, much less on the losing side, so when Eli popped his anal cherry he found the experience quite overwhelming, and by the time Jonas got to him, he was in a daze, needless to say we would both be walking funny for days afterwards, we both attributed it to gym injuries to anyone who inquired. |
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| YOU MIGHT SAY THE TWO OF US WERE JACKHAMMERED! Which of you two, want Daddy's dick AGAIN!!! |
Their friend, Rich "the Wrench" came by to look at their car, Mike was offered up as payment for his help.
Mike and I were allowed to crash at their place to recover our strength, we made a pact that night never to speak of this incident again, but you my loyal readers are good at keeping my secrets!
*URBAN DICTIONARY: OLD MAN MUSCLE OR OLD MAN STRENGTH
The the crazy insane strength you gain when you become an old man; the uncanny ability of older men to lift copious amounts of lumber, heavy furniture, and beat their sons in arm wrestling. Usually acquired by men around the age of 40. It is not something like adrenaline that comes when you need it most, if you are above the age of 40 and reasonably healthy, you will get it.
It can be used to do hard physical labor, or prove to the younger crowd that you are not as old as they think you are as you beat the snot out of the young punks. Usually begins to fade by age 70.
I think I might have suffered some PTSD from the incident, because I now give construction sites a wide-berth whenever possible lest I run into JONAS and ELI again! The sight of a hard hat still gives me a tent in my trousers, which I also attribute to my PTSD!
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| IT IS PTSD I TELL YOU, IT IS NOT LIKE I EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING JACKHAMMERED BY A CONSTRUCTION STUD, SO JUST DROP THE SUBJECT READERS OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY! |
NOW STOP THAT EDIT BRAH, THAT IS CALLED TRIGGERING AND CYBERBULLYING AND CAN GET YOU CANCELLED1
LET ME BE MORE CLEAR EDIT BRAH, BY CANCELLED I MEAN WINDING UP IN TRACTION WITH TWO BLACK EYES AND A FAT LIP FOR ADDED MEASURE!
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Super hot story mule, hope your ass wasn't too sore after taking that hard pounding 😉. You doing ok? Also I'm super excited for your next full story, I hope there's some rimming. You and the awesome muscle studs you fight have muscle butts worthy of worship! Can't wait to see it regardless!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the compliment, Jack. Per your request, and that of your fellow Blog reader Henry Cavill, we made sure to include a rimming scene in the latest story "Kilts: Mule Meets His Scottish Cousin" , which was posted this morning.
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