So I decided to push my dead lifting off till Saturday so I could be rested and prepared...
I was in the zone... beast mode.. I did 12 Singles with 715 Pounds Deadlift (no belt - 60 second rest periods). I surprised even myself.
The whole gym stopped and stared lol
Of course the fact that I was making noises like a silverback gorilla getting fucked and turning purple may have had something to do with the stares... but I would rather think they were admiring
Earlier in the week this fat chick from the gym had invited me over that night for spaghetti Saturday night... I went even tho I could barely move from dead lifting my balls off
went like this.....:
her: do you want a blowjob?
Mule: no thanks i'm not really in the mood maybe later
her: you sure? because i dont really have anything to do.
Mule: nah i'm good
her: i mean if it's because i use too much teeth i can call up my friend to give you one. i heard she gives great bjs.
Mule: no really i don't want a bj right now
her: well if you want one i'll just be in the kitchen
btw for background .. I had spotted her Wednesday on the hamster-wheel while she was working the cellulite off her gigantic ass whilst I was squatting 6 plates a side and teabagging the ground during the week....
yes i know i know, what am i doing with such a whale.. but she makes a killer of a sammich...shes a complete beluga whale but she's a great cook (Italian) and got some big DD's so I broke her over and wrecked it like it was going out of style in the sauna (you just got to put an "out of order" sign on the door) on Wednesday and she invited me over to her place out of graditute for me fukcing her even tho she's way below my usual standards ...
I would have liked to reverse cowboy and tittie fuk them great big titties while she tongued my bung hole... but I was too tired last night tho
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