Vignette: Weighed My Balls on a Kitchen Scale

This girl kicked me out of her house.... just cause she caught me weighing my balls on her  kitchen scale…

(423 grams btw.)

I whipped my balls out, started weighing them, she walks into the kitchen, and does this:

I freeze... and do this right back at her:

Then she proceeds to scream and yell at me, tells me to get out of her house...

What da fuck did I do? The reason I weighed them at her house was 'cause I don't have a scale at my place and it was just lying there... I swear it called my name...

This same girl just caught me blow drying my penis after a shower and asked me what I was doing.  Apparently "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.