Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Vignette: Nearly died on way home from gym




-COME OUT OF GYM PUMPED FROM BACK DAY

-LIFTING STRAPS STILL ON LIKE A BAWSE

- DRIVING HOME WITH WINDOW DOWN IN THE JEEP SO GIRLS CAN SEE MY PUMPED ARMS WHEN I PASS THEM

-FOR SOME REASON DECIDE TO PUT MY STRAPS AROUND STEERING WHEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO DEADLIFT

-NEED TO TURN RIGHT

-CANT MOVE HANDS, CAN'T INDICATE

-SWERVE RIGHT BUT NOT ENOUGH RANGE OF MOTION DUE TO HANDS STUCK TO WHEEL
-TRY TO  YANK HANDS AWAY

-STRAPS FORCE STEERING WHEEL HARD TO THE RIGHT

-SWERVE OFF ROAD AND ONTO GRASS

-CHECK HAIR AND PUMP IN MIRROR

-DROVE OFF LIKE A BAWSSSE

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