Roll up to Kmart in my black Jeep, blasting tunes, windows down. park in a handicapped spot-- cuz i came here for one thing and one thing only! I head straight for the naughty aisle, pick up a pack of magnums and slap 'em on the counter with nuttin' else.
blonde 8.5/10 hbb casheir looks up at me and I know she knows I'm finna git my fuck on. I got this shit eating grin on my face and she's startin' to salvate. "Will that be all for today?".
"Do I LOOK like a chocolates and flower guy?" I reply. All the other female cashiers giggle and this hbb starts blushing.
"That'll be $7.71".
"Sorry,I only got $7.69" and then I give her a wink. Pin drop silence, and I see wet spots formin' in the crotchal region of some onlooking 5/10s. I throw down a Hamilton and tell her to keep the change.
Head out to the parking lot, get in my whip, toss a rubber on the niner, and fap right there. solid gusher's worth of spunk in there.
I chill out for about 2 hrs in the lot, some old phaggot keeps honking at me to get out of the handicapped spot but I just blast some Mike Jones and tell him to get lost before I mangle him.
Finally I see that hbb heading to her car, step out as she walks by my ride, used condy in hand.
I yell "Hey bebe", she turns around and I slap her in the face with my milk-filled magnum.
"Now you're officially my gf" I say, "Pleases change your Facebook status". She screams and runs away.
Whatever-- it's just a numbers game anyways, still got 4 condys left in the box
Yum....yum.....😋
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