Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Musings from Valhalla: New Year's Eve





-Go to some chicks NYE party middle of nowhere
-Get lost cause dumb bish directions
-Get chased by wolves in the forest
-Takes 2 hours total to get to the party, while her house is 5 min from start point
-Good party, lots of dancing, ladies, awesome fireworks, etc.



-Talk to every chick there

-Flirt with 2 chicks, first one is a 7/10 with huge teddies but the hotter 8/10 has jacked meat head  husband there

-Pick sloot without husband



-Go upstairs start banging sloot (tight pussy ), about to cum so start doing math problems in my head

-Do some crazy equation I can't figure out and lose hard on


-Bish sucks my dink for 10 min (worst bj ever, dink looks like it went through one of them industrial shredders)  Might have PTSD for life.

-Go downstairs and the bish with husband starts fighting with other sloot about me in front of husband

-I ignore the bish and go back upstairs with first sloot to try banging again






-Later that night juice-monkey  husband comes in room where I am laying with sloot and confronts me in 'roid rage

-Tells me he thought I was a cool guy, but really I'm an dickhole  cause I ignored his wife and did not want to bang her

-I ask him if he's retard and that I will not bang another man's wife, guy gets extremely angry (da fuk)

-Finally wife drags his over developed  ass out of the house and they leave




-Wake up this morning, sloot sucking dink, finger bang her 2 times and eat pussy make her cum bunch of times

-Finally fuk her and cum (raw)

-Go to sleep and wake up to hand job

-I  get up to piss

-Grab my pants,  run off,




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