Mule's Blog: Mule and the Intersex Chick

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Mule and the Intersex Chick

story by Mule, original art and concept by Steve, editing by Stefan

I was lifting at Armburst Pro on a Saturday morning over the long weekend, when I ran into this Polish chick. She's an in-shape (Mule loves a chick with abs), hot as fuk, 22 year old from Poland, but she been here long enough that she speaks good English with a little accent that's actually cute on her. The only thing that has kept your Mule from putting his dick in every hole she's got is that she's got these three meathead brothers, all swole as motherfuckers, that work on cars in their front yard shirtless, while drinking vodka. There is way too much easy pussy around for me to run that gantlet just to get a fresh piece.

Conversating with the cute Polish Chick at the Gym

She's trying to set me up with a
"female" Polish shot putter

Keeping convo light 'cuz her big brother is watching

So I am doing chest and back, sweating my ass off and looking huge as fuck in my deep cut stringer, while watching her ass on the treadmill. We both end up taking a water break at the same time and start up a convo at the water fountain. I see one of her brothers, Piotr, across the gym deadlifting a half a ton, mean mugging me for talking to his baby sister so I try to keep the convo short and light.

Big Bro is watching

I am getting mean mugged and stared down...

So I'm just playing it cool and give a "What up?" while chugging my water bottle.

I always forget that when you ask a chick "What up?" they are actually gonna tell you, unlike dude who always say "Not much, 'sup with you...".

So she starts talking about how great it is that this chick that's like slightly Instagram famous in Poland is now at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs on some sort of exchange program that they have going.

"Cool," I think "...probably another of those midget gymnasts that look like trolls when they lose their glow. " But nope, and this is where it actually got interesting. The chick is competing in the shot put. So I'm like WTF? but it goes on from there. Apparently the Olympics has now relaxed the rules so intersex people can complete. In the social justice warrior world, this is a great victory for women, or something. The Mule's mind is getting filled with fuck just trying to process this. "You mean shes a tranny? A chick with a dick...."

"No!" she laughed at me. "She is intersex". "You mean like a hermaphrodite?" I ask, still trying to process this. "No, silly, she doesn't have dick. But she is intersex.." she is now talking real slow like you do to the retarded guy that bags groceries at the Kroger. I thinking I have reached my time limit on this convo cause I see Pitor has finished up his set of deads and looks like he is about to head this way. "Well that must be cool" I say since I don't have clue what else to say, and head back to my bench.

As I'm walking off she calls out "She's going to be visiting Boulder next week. Maybe you could show her around...." I'm like "Ummmm, yeah maybe, but I dunno, got a lot of laundry to do...".

Well somehow to Polish chick that sounds like a "Yes, I would be glad to..." because a few days later I get a text that says "Alicja will be in town tomorrow. She is looking forward to meeting you. Don't worry about picking her up, she's going to work out with me and then take a Uber to your place. "

I, of course text back. "Who is this and who is Alicja?" To which she responds that Alicja is the shot putter she told me about and how she's told Alicja all about me. I am like Fuuuuuckkk....

I immediately start googling intersex and end up even more confused than when I started. Apparently there are such creatures, some don't have dicks but got testicles on the inside that produce testosterone so its like a dude with a vagina and breasts but inside balls instead of ovaries. At first I sort of want to throw up in my mouth, but I looks at some pics and got to admit I started to get the weirdest boner. I decide what the fuck, I want to see what this thing looks like, and googled "female Polish shot putters". Only one showed up, and she definitely had a Caitlyn Jenner vibe going on.

I detectived the female
shot putter using my Google skills

She definitely had a
Caitlyn Jenner vibe going on

I was getting the weirdest boner
from my Google search

So fast forward to the following night. I had cleaned up the place a bit and was chilling in front the big screen when the doorbell rang. Time to check this out, I thought, as I opened the door.

"Whoa.....!!!" this is the biggest bish I've ever seen....
she takes up the whole doorway

She's 6'2" with the shoulders
of an NFL Linebacker

"Whoa.....!!!" standing in front of me taking up the whole doorway was the biggest bish (I guess it was a bish, it had tits) that I have ever seen. She/it had to be 6'2'' and with heels on she heightmogged my own 6'3". She had shoulders was wide as an NFL linebacker in pads. I let out an awkward "ummmmm uh uh" and she just laughed and pushed past me.

"I've heard about you much, Mule..." she boomed in a deep, loud voice with a thick accent.... "I wanting to find out if all true..."

"Well I don't know shit about you, Sasquatch, except what I read on google... " I think, but instead say, "Yeah? What did you hear and I will let you know..."

"I heard you like to use your big muscles to wrestle..." she said with a smile.

"Cool", I say, "so you've one of those chicks that get hot watching big musclemen wrestle? I can set up a match with one of my wrestling buds ...." I start to say but she cuts me off...

"No, Mule.... I no like to watch... I like wrestle big muscle mans like you...." My dick was suddenly very confused.

"Let me tell you how we do this, big Mule. You put on your best muscle posing briefs and I put on mine. After we posedown, we wrestle. Loser gets fucked. If I lose I take that 9 inch dick you are so proud of. I win, I peg you with my 10 inch attachable dildo. Then I buy you pizza afterwards so you no cry....note I make this challenge many big strong mans, I remain virgin in the pussy," she spoke calmly without any sign of boastfulness or emotion.

"Well, uhh mmm uh" I stammer...

"That neither offer nor request! Now get your posers on..." she barked.

"ummm yes ... ma'am " I croak, sounding like a beta bitch having been taken totally off my game by this unexpectedly uber aggressive and dominant shemale.

"WTF am I doing..." I think as I fumble in my drawers for my posers. I slip them on, adjust my balls and cock with a quick look in the mirror, and head back to the living room reporting to duty as ordered....

"Jezus fucking shit...." I think as my jaw drops open. Alicja is standing in the middle of the room, waiting. She is wear a pair of men's posers, no top. She has a bodybuilder physique any male would envy. I am stunned by the sight.

I donned my best pair of bodybuilder posing briefs ...

And headed back to the living room for the pose down....

"Jezus fucking shit...." Alicja is standing in the middle of the
room, waiting.

She is wearing a pair of men's posers, no top.

She has a bodybuilder physique
any male would envy

"Na pewno, you are big boy, Mule. But Alicja is big too. See my muscles...." as she flexed...

I replied with a flex of my own. Soon we were engaged in a full out posedown. The huge bish was matching me pose for pose and muscle for muscle. I was sweating and it wasn't just from the strain of posing. I was close to losing this muscle off. The big bish really knew how to "go bodies" with another bodybuilder.

The pose down begins....

Alicja and I "going bodies" in a muscle pose down

The huge bish was matching me pose for pose
and muscle for muscle

I had to admit that Alicja's physique was nearly
as good as mine.....

"Not bad, big Mule. Not bad at all. I afraid you might prove to be weak American pretty boy, but you indeed real man. It will give me much pleasure to kick your big muscle-bound American ass...as you say here." she announced like she was reading off a cereal box. "Now we fight... "
"Strip!" she ordered. We both pulled down our posers at the same time. Your Mule was relived to see that his muscled opponent didn't have a dick, as they squared off.

Your Mule and Alicja circled each other, getting the measure of each other. Alicja put her muscled arms straight up, palms outward as a challenge to a trial of strength. I did the same and our hands came together, palm to palm, fingers locked. Our muscles flexed as our bodies pushed against each other, trying to force the other to the ground. We locked each other's eyes as our arms bulge and strained with the effort. We were both grunting loudly. Our strength was too evenly matched. This was NOT helping my quest for the reissuing of my man-card! This bitch got to be on even more steroids than I am....

My biceps inflated like balloons as they tried without success to over power the equally huge arms of Alicja. My wide as a barn door thick as fuck Dorian Yates sized back blew up huge, only to have Alicja's back swole up just as huge and powerful. We grunted like two mountain gorillas as our mighty backs fought for supremacy. I gritted my teeth, breathing heavy as the battle of the backs waged on. My grunts got louder and more frequent, but Alicja remained stoic other than the occasional grunt. I could feel sweat pouring off my back like a water fall. My back soon began to twitch and spasm. I moaned as I began to feel the painful muscle spasms in my back as my back muscles began to jump. Alicja just continued to stare into my face stoically. I tried unsuccessfully to not show the pain I was in.

Battle of the Backs!

I accept the challenge of a Trial of Strength

Not bad, big Mule. Not bad at all.

It will give Alicja much pleasure to kick your big
muscle-bound American ass...

Our arms bulge and strained with the effort. We were both
grunting loudly

I couldn't budge her!!!

Our strength was too evenly matched!

"Now Alicja and Mule fight... "

Alicja could feel this Mule's strength giving out. She knew my back was about to crumble. Her mighty back had won the battle of the backs. Now that she had shown me her power, she decided it was time for her to kick my ass. Suddenly, she kneed me in my egg sized low hanging nuts, causing me to scream out in pain and lose my grip. As soon as I let go, Alicja lowered her fists and punched me hard in my abs, while I was still hurting from the knee to my nuts. I was really being worked over by this genetic abnormality. I let out a huge ape like grunt as the brick hard Polish fist connected with my gut. Fuck this bitch had a punch!

As a rule, your Mule doesn't believe you should hit girls. But I was willing to make an exception for this one. The big bitch had a set of abs like the front grill of a Mac truck. I threw a huge retaliatory right ham sized fist into those rock hard abs. The big muscled bitch let out a very unladylike grunt, but took my best punch and returned another fist into my abs that elicited an even louder grunt from me. It was as hard a gut punch as I had ever taken. I folded over groaning as Alicja's fist proved stronger than your Mule's rippling abs.

I doubled up in pain and started to fall backward. The big Polish bitch had dropped me with her body shot. The instant your Mule crashed to the ground Alicja was on top of me. She knelt astride this blond muscle stud and pounded my pecs with her fists. Your Mule was getting his fucking ass kicked by a chick... well, I guess it was a chick....

But I found a second wind and by sheer brute strength your Mule pushed back against my opponent and began to stand up.

But Alicja had been well trained. Still on the ground, she managed to position her massive legs on either side of the big body over her; she linked her legs behind my back and squeezed. With a howl of pain I doubled back and in seconds I was on the ground again, now trapped in a vicious scissor lock.

I was on the ground again, now trapped in
a vicious scissor lock

My biceps bulged as I pushed desperately at the iron hard thighs that were holding me in their vise-like grip. The ripples in Alicja incredibly powerful legs became more and more pronounced and her thighs became slabs of muscle with hamstrings like steel cables that bulged larger and larger. The definition in Alicja huge legs was incredible as she flexed her quads...and her muscles began to squeeze the strength out of your Mule.

I crush you now between my legs, you disappoint
Alicja with your poor performance

I get more pleasure when man put up more of fight...
can you not try harder before you lose?

It became another long trial of strength, with your Mule focused on freeing myself. I used both my powerful arms in place to break the super leg grip Alicja was using to hold me. This was a big tactical mistake by me, because I left myself open to a rear attack. At that moment Alicja rammed a finger up Mule's unprotected asshole. I howled like a dog when with a move born of experience and prowess, Alicja reached my 'sweet spot'. Each poke of her finger sent waves of agonizing ecstasy through my big jock body.

Now I play with Mule, like child's toy for being so weak
and wimpy, she taunted

waves of agonizing ecstasy shot through my big jock body

"Alicja is crushing you Big Mule, you are almost finished. Alicja big legs too strong for you, No?" The big bitch said calmly. "Fuck that shit.." I thought, "I still got something left..."

Finally, I was able to heave myself out of the scissor lock. Crawling behind Alicja I pulled my muscled opponent up on her knees, knelt behind her and grasped her wrists behind her back. I pulled them upward behind her, trapping Alicja in a vicious hammerlock.

I get Alicja in a hammerlock

Spoiled American has fight in him after all, good, good!

Shall I take all your offices, after I win, Alicja?

You have not won yet, boastful American!

Bish not thinking I am so wimpy, NOW ! I thought

Alicja howled in pain as she struggled to free herself. I gasped at the sight of her incredible body, muscles straining and flexing in pain, head thrashing, hair flying, her features twisted in pain. I suddenly saw Alicja as stunningly beautiful. There we were, a muscle god and a muscle goddess, locked together as we fought for supremacy.

Alicja finally managed to loosen one elbow and brought it back hard against my side, making me lose my grip. I staggered backward, exhausted, and fell on to my muscled ass, chest and abs heaving for air.

Alicja leaped to her feet. looking fresh. I tried to stand up, but fell back on my ass, exhausted.

"You put up good fight... for man," Alicja said to the panting Mule with a stern faced assessment. " But you lose and now I claim your ass as we agreed. I will be sorry to split your ass with my ten inch strap on rubber cock.....but that now unavoidable, yes?" Her tone was informational, rather than boastful.

She turned her back, went to the bag she had brought with her. I couldn't see what she was doing, but frankly I was just glad for the break from the match as I sat on my ass on the floor. Then she turned slowly around to face me....

Damn this bish puts up one hell of a fight!

She had put on her dildo!

"FUCKKKKK!!!!!!" I said out loud. She had put on her dildo. It was one of those suction cup type dildos of the kind that I had only read about on Reddit.

"That right, big Mule. Alicja going to fuck you now...." she stated, matter-of-factly.

Alicja going to fuck you now....

I felt like I was in some kind of bad porn parody!

You want first in mouth before I take Mule ass,
better lubricated this way I am thinking, no?

She reached down to drag me to the feet by my hair. Her hand had almost reached its goal when I made one last desperate move. Still on my ass, I bent my knees and managed to press my feet against Alicja's tits as she leaned forward. With a final supreme effort I pushed my huge legs hard against the massive chest and, with a howl of pain, Alicja began to fall backward. As she did, I lunged forward and climbed on top of Alicja. I ripped off the suction-cup dildo which came off with a satisfying POP, tossed it away, and flipped Alicja over to her belly.

I mounted the big bitch, wrapping my big arms around her head and neck.

What were you saying about taking it in the ass?

I want to hear you BEG for my 9 inches!

As I continued to choke her,
I was using my legs to pry hers apart

As I continued to choke her, I was using my legs to pry hers apart.

From my top mount doggie position, my heat seeking missile found her pussy. With one shove of my mighty glutes, your Mule shoved my cock deep into Alicja's pussy. Alicja let out a scream as she was penetrated by my long, thick cock.

From my top mount doggie position,
my heat seeking missile found her pussy

"Fuuccckkkk!!!" I screamed. My scream was even louder than Alicja's. Instead of the sweet sugar walls I was expecting my dick hit a huge clit. No... it was too big for a clit. It was a Clit-Dick! The intersex chick had a "dick" after all, only it was inside. And it was a big one...this was gonna be both a fuck AND a cock fight...I groaned as her big iron hard clit-cock dug into my big iron hard cock. I let out another agonizing scream ass as her clit-cock proved a match for the power of my battering ram. It was a battle of external versus internal genitalia. This chick's hidden secret weapon was not only a clit-cock but a pair of balls that flopped out into her pussy from whatever weird crevice they normally hid, they were obviously not of titanic Mule sized proportions, but it took mighty cock work to drive them back into hiding! So THAT had been the source of her Mule kicking strength.

"You worthless freak of nature. You're nothing! You think you could beat me and fuck my ass? Well, maybe you thought so, but now it's my turn. And I'm gonna fuck you until you break. Yeah, You're big and your tough, but we'll see how much of my dick you can take." I screamed in her face. Alicja made no rejoinder, but writhed with pleasure at finally being able to surrender her pussy to a worthy adversary.

I pulled all the way out and slammed Alicja pussy again. Then again.….and again and again. With each stoke of my long dick I rolled my head back and roared in pain as her clit dug deep into my cock. As the pounding continued Alicja was rocketed into another world, part pain, part ecstasy as she watched the hard, naked, muscular body pound her brutally. The pain soon disappeared…..or if it was still there she didn't feel it, she was so enraptured by the punishment her pussy was receiving form this rugged, dominant muscle god.

Mule heaved breathlessly and his words punctuated the lunging of his huge body. "You think you could fuck me with your fake plastic cock... fucking my ass? This, bitch , is a real cock and a real fuck. Your pussy is mine. I'm gonna pound it whenever and wherever I want to. And this is what it feels like."

He attacked the pussy with even more ferocity and Alicija started to moan "Yes, yes sir. Please …..fuck me in the pussy…. .harder, harder…. it's yours ….. I love it ...... I love you, Mule."

Oh Yeah.... another Victory for the Mule. USA 1, Poland O.

"Shit, babe, your fucking great.... come on, let's grab a protein shake and then next round in the bedroom. I am gonna fuck your brains out till the sun comes up, cupcake.....Every orifice is due for some Mulification" I announced, as I rolled off. First we stopped at the kitchen to make protein shakes. As we passed the blender back and forth taking turns chugging the contents like a couple of gym rats, I found myself thinking this chick is pretty cool. Then we headed to the bedroom, both anxious for Round 2. "And bring your dildo, sweet cheeks, I am sure we can find a use for it....." I reminded her, as we left the living room.

I am gonna fuck your brains out till the sun comes up, cupcake

Every orifice is due for some Mulification!

And bring your dildo, sweet cheeks,
I am sure we can find a use for it.....

Ooooooo Mule.........

Tak! Tak! Tak! Tak! Nie należy przerywać!
(Yes!Yes! Yes! Yes! Don't stop!)

Wchodzić do Alicja jak Wehrmacht wchodzić do Polska!

I don't know what you just said, but sure!

I still expect that pizza, dollface!

I had won, but NATURALLY the bish still ended up buying ME the pizza! But I was gallant and sprung for the Mountain Dew, as I am a gentleman that way. Later we cuddled on the sofa watching the big screen and eating pizza after a night long fuck-a-thon. "You got beautiful eyes, Alicja..." I said in a low voice " can I get your shoulder routine?"