Mule's Blog: Musings from Valhalla: Mailbag #2

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Musings from Valhalla: Mailbag #2

MULE ANSWERS YOUR FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

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MAILBAG #1

NOW TO DIG BACK IN THE BAG!

Is Mule real? *Looks in Mirror* Abso-fucka-lutely

I mean is the Mule CHARACTER real? The Mule you read about in the stories, like MOST of the stories themselves, is based on myself and my adventures, with a bit of poetic license splashed on like Louisiana hot sauce.

Do you read our comments in the comment section? I read every single one, and not just me, the whole Mulesblog gang read each and every one, your feedback is important to us. I usually let Editbrah answer the comments, because he is more diplomatic. I tell him what I essentially want to say in response, and he makes it sound nicer and less arrogant like.

You didn't answer my email, do you even read them? I sure do, I don't always answer each and every one due to the volume of email and online messages I receive sometimes, but I do read them, and value them...except for the real stalky ones inviting me to nude oil wrestle you, or trying to set me up with your ugly ass sister, etc. -- they just creep me out. My personal assistant Hillary forwards all the emails to me after eliminating spam and dick pics.

Ummm Mule, a few might just have possibly gone missing...
OOPSIES

How come my poll votes don't show up, do the polls even count for anything? After you vote, you need to refresh the page to see the new total come up. The polls like the comments provide invaluable feedback and the results of these poll are entered on the relevant stories as soon as the polls close.

How come some of your stories include women, and sex with women? Because I like to fuck women and it is my blog! This isn't the He-man woman haters club!

Why don't you do any father-son incest stories, like I keep requesting? Well for one thing I don't have that sort of relationship with my Dad and the second it is not the kind of story I am into. But I sure do love hearing from my fans in Appalachia!

This also goes for those requesting stories of ummm... brotherly love. "I love you as a brother" is clearly a phrase that has a different meaning for me than it does for some of my readers!

However we did have a incest themed story in the Daddy Issues Trilogy that you might want to check out, as well as Younger Man/Older man stories: e.g. Mule v. Muscle Gramps, Mule v. Slut's Li'l Bro, Don't Mess with the Hat, and Mule v. Husband all come to mind, and in in my way of thinking, that is CLOSE ENOUGH to your requests to count as WINS.

Don't you feel your blog posts are full of microaggressions, and some readers may feel triggered? All of my aggresssions are MACRO as the Mule is LARGE AND IN CHARGE. My blog is a "safe space" for raw, unfiltered masculinity and testosterone. I pull no punches, and if you can't take a hit, don't step into the ring.

Will there be more Erik Atlas stories? We don't have any such story currently in development, but we have a long year ahead of us, so it is in the realm of possibility. In the mean time you may enjoy the tales in this book:

HERO