Saturday, March 5, 2016

Musings from Valhalla: Mailbag #1




MULE ANSWERS YOUR MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Why doesn't your blog have a way to navigate to older posts?
It does and always has. Look to the far right.  Under the links to popular stories, scroll down and you will see links to all the posts on the blog sorted by year and month.

What are your current stats?
I stand 6'3" tall and pack on  261 lbs of solid grade AAA muscle.  


I sport 19.5" biceps of  a size that could only be described as BULGING, a  33"waist that is NARROW, a 53" chest best described as MOUNTAINOUS, SEQUOIA  28" quads and  18"calves that would win blue ribbons at any 4H competition. I measure myself typically by the mirror and the reactions of others...



rather than searching for the tape measure.

Are your stories 100% true?
If you are actually asking this question, the answer is yes, and here is a brochure for a bridge you might like to buy.  For everyone else, these stories are nearly all INSPIRED by real events.
Are you gay, bi or straight?
I am a definitely a pussyhound, but I can really appreciate, admire and lust after a man with an awesome physique, alpha attitude and the ability to dominate other men physically and mentally.  I also like to dominate other men physically and mentally.  How you choose to define me, is up to you, as long as you recognize me as a true alpha stud who is more of a man than you will ever be!


Why do you add hyperbole to your stories?
I am a cowboy at heart and when cowboys tell about their adventures around a campfire, they are bound to add some color to the telling. Writers have their styles, I have mine, and if  you want a different style, write your own damn blog!


Why don't you accept suggestions for your stories?  Like fighting giant snakes, you never fight giant snakes!
As stated above my stories are, with an exception or two like Mulecules, inspired by true events and adventures, and I have never fought giant snakes. If someone asks about a certain type of story and I have already had a story similar in mind, I will expedite that particular story, but I don't take requests, this is a blog about my adventures, not an improv show.


Many of you have asked about what Jamal has been up to.
He is doing fine, see him from time to time at the gym, but he has moved on to other conquests, as is his want. Last one I heard about was some University of Colorado at Boulder Junior whose family is apparently Colorado gentry. $$$


For those of you who are wondering about Blake
He is doing great as well, making conquest after conquest at the gym.




Tyrone fans, status report on this fan favorite stud:
Tyrone told me he had to teach "a cracker" a hard and painful lesson in respect with both his fists and his cock. Now the guy is totally smitten with Ty and texts him like five times a day.


Then he cuckolded this brother, and made him clean off his cock after he plowed his wife.  


I'm Tyrone!  I'm going to fuck your wife
and screw with your life!

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Send your  general questions and comments in the comment section below this blog post and answers will be considered in Mailbag #2





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