March 8 is a DAY WITHOUT WOMEN day*
* (formerly International Women's Day)
Or as I likes to call it:
International Day of Male Peace and Quiet!
LMAO at all the FA phaggots who have to chase entitled poosy around their whole life only to get cucked and cheated on when Chad or Jamal comes around. I remember when I was 18ish I thought being gay was the worst, and would give anything to not be gay. Now I realize that being gay is just a beautiful genetic mutation gifted so that some men don't have to deal with women's irrational BS.
BENEFITS OF BEING GAY!
(below points only applies to masculine gays, not prissy drama queen queers)
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| Hey Mule... |
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| Sorry Charlie, you must have biceps at least this big to ride this attraction! |
-#1 cool masculine brahs are 100% more interesting to talk to than women
-#2 way less drama, and partner getting mad over stupid chit
-#3 can watch sports instead of changing the channel to Kardashians
-#4 can actually lift/play sports with guys, instead of attempting to help weak females who bitch the entire time
-#5 guys are way hornier, more sex, no excuses or PMS
-#6 way more interesting hobbies
-#7 female hygiene/cleanliness/bathrooms are just gross
LMAO at any cucks chasing SJW feminists, just LOL
I am envious of all the cool, masculine gays that don't need females anymore. Oh Pussy, I wish I could QUIT you! If only I were gifted with being gay.
Here are moar benefits to being masculine gay IMHO:
#1 sharing clothes (when you are Mule-size, you are not going to fit into a chick's clothing even if it isn't girly looking shit)
#2 talking sports and other manly stuff all day
#3 no mind games/over-emotional BS compared to dating chicks
#4 Guy dates don't freak out if wearing same clothes as another guy at a party!
#5 The moar the merrier!
#6 No accidental pregnancies!
#7 Partner backing you up in a fight:
But I like pussy so instead I suffer every day...
Women are terrible for the most part and a lot of them aren't even good at sex. Especially blow jobs, and gay guys sure do know their way around a cock!
Most women have the personality of a door knob because most women don't need a unique personality as they have PUSSY
Most women don't realize how similar they are to most other women, they're a dime a dozen. basically women are running backs and men are quarterbacks
But alas I am addicted to pussy...
...but when I need a break from female insanity...
... there is always...
Note that as this is the busy work season for your Mule, actual stories, as opposed to other posts, will likely be rolling out at a more leisurely pace. NO REFUNDS!
I am envious of all the cool, masculine gays that don't need females anymore. Oh Pussy, I wish I could QUIT you! If only I were gifted with being gay.
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| The moment they realized they could do without the drama of Veronica and Betty! |
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| Veronica set her sights on Kevin! |
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| But he was looking for someone more chill! |
MOAR BENEFITS TO BEING GAY
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| Gay Power: It doesn't look the way many people think it does! |
Here are moar benefits to being masculine gay IMHO:
#1 sharing clothes (when you are Mule-size, you are not going to fit into a chick's clothing even if it isn't girly looking shit)
#2 talking sports and other manly stuff all day
#3 no mind games/over-emotional BS compared to dating chicks
#4 Guy dates don't freak out if wearing same clothes as another guy at a party!
#5 The moar the merrier!
#6 No accidental pregnancies!
#7 Partner backing you up in a fight:
But I like pussy so instead I suffer every day...
Women are terrible for the most part and a lot of them aren't even good at sex. Especially blow jobs, and gay guys sure do know their way around a cock!
Most women have the personality of a door knob because most women don't need a unique personality as they have PUSSY
Most women don't realize how similar they are to most other women, they're a dime a dozen. basically women are running backs and men are quarterbacks
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| 'Sup?! |
But alas I am addicted to pussy...
...but when I need a break from female insanity...
... there is always...
♥JAMAL♥
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NOTA BENE FROM MANAGEMENT:
NEW GARY & FRIENDS STORY ROLLS OUT ON SATURDAY MARCH 11th.
Torn between Lust and Faith: Gary Goes Aviking with Father Torn
Torn between Lust and Faith: Gary Goes Aviking with Father Torn
Note that as this is the busy work season for your Mule, actual stories, as opposed to other posts, will likely be rolling out at a more leisurely pace. NO REFUNDS!
Damn, I love this blog! And,where did you get that BAMMEN pic!? I thought I had all of them; don't believe I have this one, though!
ReplyDeleteThanks and keep reading! The story on that BAMMEN pic is that Art met bodybuilder Robby Robinson in 2007 or so and did that gif of him. Robby still uses it on his website.
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