EYE-CON- Preternaturally attractive individual on whom eyes and desires converge...hence eye-con. See also Mulesque, Beefcake, Adonis, Stud, Alpha-Dawg, Hunk, I-Just-Fucked-Your-Girlfriend.
AFC- Average Frustrated Chump. A guy who lacks skills, and confidence when it comes to women. He will often end up in the "friend zone" because he obeys girls like a slave.
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| AFC in the wake of THE MULE |
Ten Points of Divergence between an Alpha Eye-con and an AFC
as explained by human relations expert...MULE.
1. Alpha Eye-cons are no one's bitch especially being a bitch to bitches. AFCs are EVERYONE'S biatch.
2. Alpha Eye-cons don't beg for pussy, AFCs ONLY get PITY FUCKS.
3. Alpha Eye-cons have MEAT fueled muscles AFCs eat spinach and kale
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4. Alpha eye-cons have kielbasas between their legs, AFCs have Vienna sausages.
5. Alpha Eye-cons HULK out, AFCs SKULK out
6. Alpha Eye-cons the man you want to LEAD, AFCs the man that's sure to bleed!
7. AFCs think they just might possibly could have a chance with the HBB, Alpha Eye-cons are the ones who will actually bang her.
8. The girl the AFC has known since grade school has trouble remembering his name, while immediately after she meets the Alpha Eye-con she will remember his name well into dementia!
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| That was the song that was playing the time I met Mule, sixty years ago |
9. Should an Alpha eye-con step in dog crap left by the mutt of an AFC, the AFC will be the one happily cleaning the boot of the Alpha eye-con. If roles are reversed, the Alpha eye-con will tell his pooch BAD DOG, and rub the AFCs nose in the shit!
10. Alpha Eye-cons are ELITE, AFCs are EFFETE!
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(There are of course more, but why belabor the point?)
Nota Bene:
Just a reminder that this is your Mule's busy work season so progress on the next story is happening, just more slowly than many of you would like. But the blog is a hobby , while lawyering is what ACTUALLY pays the bills... so hang in there, I am stock piling protein bars and Mountain Dew for story writing sessions!
Nota Bene:
Just a reminder that this is your Mule's busy work season so progress on the next story is happening, just more slowly than many of you would like. But the blog is a hobby , while lawyering is what ACTUALLY pays the bills... so hang in there, I am stock piling protein bars and Mountain Dew for story writing sessions!
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| and then Gary flexed his muscles and girded his loins in anticipation of battle.... |
Some preview pics from "Water Sports" to wet your whistles!
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ReplyDeleteMan Mule can't wait for your next blog. My mouth watered when I saw all those alphas in the pool. This tells me it's going to be a good story. Can't wait my good man.
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