Musings from Valhalla: Mule vs. the Feminazi

I was scouring the Internet for references to my blog, curious to see what the blogsphere was saying about my edumcational efforts to verse folks on what it means to be an icon of virility in an increasingly pussified world, when suddenly I came on THIS title:

MULESBLOG: A FEMYNIST ANALYSIS AND CRITIQUE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY IN A BASTION OF MISOGYNSTIC, PHALOCENTRIC, CISGENDERED, PATRIARCHAL, WHITE PRIVILEGED BLOVIATING.

Well that has simply got to be an article of high praise with all them big fancy adjectives, and sure enough when I scanned to the blogbish's picture, I knew it was a chick who would really, really dig me!

You just KNOW she is asking for my donger in her big open mouth!

You know Your Mule is pretty damn inspiring when someone cranks out a polysyllabic 800 word rant all about ME!

Talk among yourselves, I am overcome with emotions
 for the moment!

Damn I hate when I catch feelings, well back to this review of a review of my blog!  It started well:  The iniquity of this verbal neanderthal rapespace called Mulesblog cannot be underestimated. It is a violation of all of womynkind that such a travesty of malevolent hatred of our gender is permitted to putrefy the Internet with the vilifying hatespeech plastered across this mancave of white, male-supremacist cisgendered indoctrination. He seems oblivious to the modern strictures that men of his class, ethnicity and gender-identity have spoken enough, and now must only listen! Shhhhhh I say to all such dinosaurs!

There were a lot of words there, too many to actually read, but I saw the word dinosaurs, and I really like dinosaurs, even if Catbrah says they are fake! 

I skipped down through the next couple of paragraphs discussing the femynist theory that would be used in the  critique, with sesquipedalian terms of about something called the phalodeconstructionist dialectic, and since I suffer from  
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, and have a doctor's note to prove it, I knew I would be triggered by the polysyllabic terminology and convoluted syntax of that dizzing and mind-numbing portion of the treatise.

 My eyes scanned to this:  His preoccupation with combat, aggression, muscles and large phallic size is, but a hyperbolic celebration of hypo-masculinity, heterosexual-supremacist, female subordinating rape-culture, filled with blatant homophobia, all sugar-coated in purportedly gay friendly stories.  However, any careful femynist analysis clearly can discern the propagandistic subtext of the stories, carefully sequestered beneath an exaggerated and therefore false facade of  bisexual fantasy.  This pseudogayinizing of the blog, is just a transparent mask to silence feminist critics of the works,using a protected-category thematic cover.  These tales are merely in the guise of LGBTQIA&%#@+ artistic expression! Do not be fooled!

So my stories are so gay they have to be homophobic diatribes?

I scrolled down some more. Until this hit my eye:  It is not that I am against fantasy and narrative, these arts, if written with feminagination can support constructive, co-operative, self-esteem building safe environments for purposeful and positive expressions of thought properly aligned to the social justice parameters of acceptable society.

However such must be free of the taint of masculinizing, combative thought patterns that suppress social progress and stain minds with phalocentric thoughtcrimes. Masculine fantasy is inherently steeped in a matrix of violence against womyn and against protected classes of gender identity and sexual predilection, male erotic thought is ALL sheer pornographic vestiges of raw primitive bestial violence.  All male sexuality straight or gay, therefore is based on hierarchy, dominance and patriarchy as well as violence, hence all such masculine sexual thoughts are the moral equivalent of rape, so erotic fantasies about such sexuality must be illustrative of rape-culture and counter-indicative of societal harmony, progress and well-being.

As long as any MALE is involved in the experience!

O.k. I was beginning to think this loud-mouthed chick didn't like the blog and just didn't understand the essence of what the Mulesblog experience was all about.  Well there is nothing one can do about people who are close-minded and not open to new perspectives.  I myself  am always open to new perspectives, I just have never found any to be superior to my own.  Until that time Mule rules and others drool!