Disappointed Santa

Waddya mean, no cookies.....?

You ate my fucking cookies, Oreo breath?  
That's gonna cost you, bigly!

Do you know why santa's sack is so full?  
 Because he only cums once a year

Cookie stealing mother fucker!
 You know why my wrestling elves call me " The blizzard"?
 It's because I can give you 8-10 inches and when I'm done you
 won't be able to leave the house for 3-4 days

I know how to handle big bad muscle boys like you!
  I once sodomized the Predator and made him cry.
 And now i'm going to kick your ass, seabass!