Summer is on its way, as is my move from Colorado to Texas, and if you thought some of my stories were a tad exaggerated in spots before (HOW DARE YOU!!) just wait until I become a Texan, because EVERYTHING is BIGGER in TEXAS...
I think I will fit right in!
Now some of you might think I am moving to Texas at the command of Bo! ( if you missed it, check out http://mule-mulesblog.blogspot.com/2018/04/another-bar-another-chick-another-fight.html to see why this vicious rumor got started)
I won't even DIGNIFY that with an answer!
I mean sure, I have been hanging out over at Bo's and all lately when I have been in Texas, getting um trained by him as my um Personal Trainer, grabbing a protein shake, what have you, but there is no reason to read more into it!
I can assure you all my sudden plans to move to Texas have all to do with me making partner and NOTHING to do with being with Bo more often...
I am really disappointed in you, my readers, for even THINKING this!
I really don't know what gave you this impression!
After all, Texas is such a big SPORTS STATE, and I AM a sport's lawyer after all, and now a partner in this prestigious multi-state firm! I can't imagine WHY you think deliciously handsome, muscular, sexy, dominant, hung BO would factor into such an important decision whatsoever!
I really would have thought that after all this time reading my blog, you would understand me BETTER than that!
Besides Bo does have his main hobby:
Plus he is always prattling on about the New World Order, but I don't pay attention when people talk conspiracies...
as for me...
SO now that we straightened THAT misunderstanding out, back to the humor!
I have had this exact conversation!
Been there, done that...
Establishing correct positioning is EVERYTHING for a successful beach holiday!
A place for everything, and everything in its place!
I do throw in a work out in my list!
Speaking of snacks...
Speaking of sex...
Fortunately when you are hung like a Mule, you don't have to worry about this...nor this... SIZE does indeed fucking matter!
which is why I avoid marriage or long-term exclusive relationships...chicks need to feel the competition to perform at their best, they can't be complacent...
I like a chick who really knows how to get a guy's attention!
Sometimes a guy like me has to step in, to get the job done!
unlike this guy, I do usually adhere to the BRO CODE...
Despite what you read in the magazines, surprises do not usually lead to an enhanced sexual experience...
I look forward to auditioning new regulars and casuals in Texas... so all in all, I am looking forward to summer...
I hope after you read this post, you can say:
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