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Since this blog began, thank you readers! |
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300,000 hits, that is a whole lot of fighting and fucking!!! |
SINCE THIS IS POSTING ON A HUMP DAY, WE WILL START WITH SOME HUMP DAY HUMOR!
THAT TRANSITIONS US TO AWKWARD MOMENTS!
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REVEALED: That guy who is always brutally critiquing the physiques of bodybuilders on the Internet |
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Oh bother! |
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But to be honest I don't pay close attention usually when bishes be flapping their gums! |
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This is particularly awkward after I just fucked the bish... but that is PRECISELY why terms of endearment were invented! |
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Don't catch feelz! |
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Being offered tofu bacon... |
When you ask a hipster if his clothes come in MALE sizes and styles...
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Ummm WHAT?-- the hipster asked, choking on his fair trade sustainable Chai Latte! |
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Walking away like a bad-ass! |
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How all my adventures begin! |
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A Mule has to do what a Mule has to do! |
When I read the comments section and see what readers would like to happen to me in the next story...
I really appreciate the love my loyal readers send me in the comments, it makes me think of you and...
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and the blog gets another story! |
As always, comments are ALWAYS appreciated, even the I WANT YOU TO DIE HORRIBLY IN THE NEXT STORY, comments
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...and yeah dear readers, I am writing, I'm writing, just remember this is my NON-PAYING gig!!! |
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Besides, it is really hard to work in this heat!!!! |
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Once I drag myself back into the AC, I am like this for hours... |