Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Musings from Valhalla: Awkward Moments










Since this blog began, thank you readers!

300,000 hits, that is a whole lot of fighting and fucking!!!








SINCE THIS IS POSTING ON A HUMP DAY, WE WILL START WITH SOME HUMP DAY HUMOR!










THAT TRANSITIONS US TO  AWKWARD MOMENTS!








REVEALED: That guy who is always brutally critiquing
 the physiques of bodybuilders on the Internet 










Oh bother!




But to be honest I don't pay close attention usually when
 bishes be flapping their gums!


This is particularly awkward after I just fucked the bish...
but that is PRECISELY why terms of endearment
 were invented!




























Don't catch feelz!

Being offered tofu bacon...



When you ask a hipster if his clothes come in MALE sizes and styles...


Ummm WHAT?-- the hipster asked, choking on his fair trade
sustainable Chai Latte!








Walking away like a bad-ass!


How all my adventures begin!






















A Mule has to do what a Mule has to do!
















When I read the comments section and see what readers would like to happen to me in the next story...


I really appreciate the love my loyal readers send me in the comments, it makes me think of you and...


and the blog gets another story!

As always, comments are ALWAYS appreciated, even the I WANT YOU TO DIE HORRIBLY IN THE NEXT STORY, comments


...and yeah dear readers, I am writing, I'm writing,
 just remember this is my NON-PAYING gig!!!

Besides, it is really hard to work in this heat!!!!


Once I drag myself back into the AC, I am like this for hours...




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