I always enjoy looking at where our viewers come from. Almost half come from outside the United States. Usually it is from places that I have heard of: Brazil, Germany, Italy, India, New Zealand, Russia, Sweden, U.K., Canada,etc...but sometimes it is from places I have to google. One of these is the Maldives. I googled and found this archipelago is a tropical paradise with all sorts of cool resorts!
I can imagine myself at one of their fancy resorts, sipping delightful fruity concoctions with umbrellas in them, and scoping out the sloots! Now if only a valuable football player would hole up there during signing season...so I could say to my boss. "I hear they have Zika there, better let me go, you are are far too valuable to the firm!"
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| Might have to be here another day or so boss.... |
As for the Zika...I will take precautions....
Because JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
*cough, cough* excuse me, Mule
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| You know Mule, you can get Zika from sexual contact with an infected person! |
Damn it doctor....what is the point of a tropical paradise if I can get the Zika from banging sloots!!!!! Still if I wear a condom, risk is low...and rewards are high... hmmmmmm
Now to fulfill the blog's educamational requirements for tax-exempt status....
lol
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