I don’t fuck where I work, that is simply sound strategy,
keeps me free of complications and entanglements. This includes when I am in the court room,
even though I do cases around the country, being a HOT SHOT in sports law. That doesn’t mean I don’t use my mesmerizing sexual
magnetism and God given alpha charisma in my profession….after all I need to
act in the best interests of my client. Having
the jury lust after you, is as lead counsel, the best and completely legal form
of jury tampering. The fact that I also
have the judges wetting panties or popping boners, also leads to many callings
in my favor. It doesn’t hurt that my
masculine appeal doesn’t also act to distract opposing counsel. The fact that I have to stretch and flex a
few muscles while they are doing what they do…mere coincidence.
While I hate suits and find them confining, they do tend to
flatter what I got going on….shoulders as wide as Texas, tapering down to a
narrow waist, broad thick chest, and an amazing bubble butt pressed against the
suit pants testing their tensile strength.
I have won cases with those glutes alone.
I make sure I take opportunities to approach the bench or the witness to show off that ass to full effect, and the love-struck judges always allow it…especially as I make sure to give them a peek at the goods as well.
Not only does having a magnificent body pay dividends in my
profession, but being incredibly handsome with a winning smile, doesn’t hurt as
well. Makes my points doubly
persuasive. Sometimes the jurors don’t
even hear the points I am making, locked in as they are on these strong virile
features, green eyes and pearly whites.
This is especially true of those who don’t know squat about sports or
athletes, and are not well disposed to the whole jock world….the words just
wash over them, and they sit entranced and ensorcelled, nodding like
bobbleheads to everything I say. Juries
love me….they really do!
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| Judge: Mr. Mule, rebuttal? Jury: ♥♥♥♥♥ Fap! Fap! Fap! ♥♥♥♥♥ |
You can tell who the “strokers” are, they always maneuver
to sit in the back of jury box…and I suspect a number of judges are when it is
my turn to present and shine, polishing their knobs under those black robes from
the added security of being behind the bench.
I have even thrown a large number of court stenographers off their game.
My boss calls me “a highly effective
litigator” which is fancy lawyer speak for COURT STUD.
Being a court stud, is particularly useful
when you are handed a weak brief and need to enhance it through sheer charisma
and personal presence. It also helps
given that most cases at some point go to arbitration for a negotiated settlements,
that with a flash of a smile, and a
certain amount of flexing through my suit, I have the opposing counsels
unbuttoning blouses, fanning themselves, fidgeting in their seats and/or
stroking madly under the table. Their
strong “handling” of the case tends to lead to deals in my clients favor and
interests. It is how an alpha
court stud rolls.
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| I rule in favor of ♥♥♥MULE♥♥♥, umm... I mean the plaintiff represented by MULE |
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