Excerpts from My Politically Incorrect
Multi-volume Memoirs
-If you're impressed by physiques you see on the cover of Men's
Health Magazine then fine but I'ma striving to be a monster ... NOT some middle aged
soccer mom's eye candy... fuck that shit!
-You don't need money to get laid.... you do need money to
date tho
-Girls that say big cocks are overrated either have a
bf/husband with a small cock or never had a big one before...
-Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents: Which
one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
-The girls be lining up to suck mah dick and the guys want to
be my friend for the leftovers...
-Blondes are for practice...
-When I look at me in the mirror, after my shower, I think
WOW.. I'm so hot, if I was a chick I 'd fuck this guy ...!!
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