Musings from Valhalla: Gary and Brian Check-in

We have had many inquiries as to how Gary and Brian and the rest of the horny priests are doing up in Minnesota at Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Therapy Center for Peculiar Clerics*.  Well  we checked in on the randy boys, and they send their best and most sincere holiday greetings.  It has been very cold and snowy there, and they have been cooped up inside, hitting the gym really heavy, banging away at those bodies...ummm...hitting the weights hard.

As you can see they have refrained from indulgence in the traditional holiday sweets and have been most penitent and restrained...well... that is to say they have been cutting rather bulking for the holidays.  While it is the offseason for most folks, it is the on season for priests, apparently priests don't get Christmas off, apparently some big work-day deal for them and they have to look their best...who knew?

*The center is funded almost exclusively by the by the generous donations of the Carlos Danger Foundation so when giving to charities this season, do keep the tragic plight of these poor priests struggling with sexual addiction in your hearts and minds and give generously to the CDF