Musings from Valhalla: Big Fucking Kick in the Ass

COMING SOON: MULEZAN PART TWO!!!

This story is 99.5% done, and Mule is hard at work...

but in the meantime enjoy this Musing:

A BIG FUCKING KICK IN THE ASS!

MOTIVATIONAL INSPIRATION FROM DR. MULE, LMHC*

* may not be actually licensed as a counselor, offers void in Vermont and North Carolina

TRIGGER WARNING: THIS BLOG IS A NOT A SAFE SPACE!

Muscles are an amazing asset in life.  Still, although  you might not believe this, but even with my magnificent muscles, sometimes I feel down, but then I remember I also have a really big dick, and then I feel better!

Hell yeah!

No matter what they say, women are more attracted to men with muscles, than to flabby or weak-ass men.  It is biologically ingrained in them, and science has born this out through study.  My personal experience can confirm this. Size matters! They like them tall, they  like them muscular, and they  like them hung, so in effect they like them MULISH!

It is true most women MARRY men for other reasons, they just want to fuck the good, looking attractive muscular guys before and during their marriages to the doughy guys with the dough.  

There are two types of men:
Guys with muscles and cuckolds!

But not being the kind that women marry, but only fuck is a win-win in my book!

Nice girls like guys with muscles, but who wants a nice girl when sloots LOVE muscles and they PUT OUT.  Of course quite a few nice girls have become TOTAL SLOOTS over the MULE! But sloots cut to the chase and are less effort and maintenance!

Cougars REALLY appreciate guys with muscles! They realize life is too short to waste on pencil necked hipsters in skinny jeans!

And it goes without saying that most gay guys go gaga over a guy with great big muscles, muscles are gaynip to the homosexual community. 

Popeye knows what I am talking about!

It isn't Olive who fills Popeye's dreams!

Runts always bottom to Musclemen, except perhaps in their
dreams!

Bluto slept soundly after marathon sessions of sodomizing
Popeye!

So consider this inspirational post to me taking my size 14 boot and giving you a big fucking kick in the ass to get to the gym.  A public service, you're welcome!