This little nugget is from August of '06
Raptor is what I call her. This isn't her
real name. Last year at about this time I met her. I had on a little kid's style dinosaur shirt that fit my heavily muscled frame very snugly. I met at her cousin's house, who I have also fucked (shhh). We
get to talking she calls me
"T-rex" because she said that it was funny that such a big guy was wearing
a little kid's style shirt, but I was ROCKIN' IT.
I didn't want her to feel left out, so called her a
dinosaur name too: "Velociraptor" , this evolved down to Raptor over the next few
hours. Anyway, she lets me keep her 'on the side' so naturally I do. Mule lever lets such an opportunity go on by when it comes a knocking. Now while she's way too stupid for me to be in a relationship with, she makes an ideal 'side chick' for the ol' Mule harem.
So here's
the dealio, the other night Raptor gets off work around 3 am (stripper)
and wants to come over. For some reason she thinks I give a shit about the fish
that she stole from me last semester. That piranha was a pussy anyway. I named
it PP for 'Pussy Piranha' because it wouldn't kill things to my expectations
(though I must admit I may have expected too much).
Basically she's too bullheaded to
just ADMIT she loves my dick and can't find a better one, so she tries to come up
with reasons to come over. Long story short , like every time she comes over, I
ended up bending her over and Piitb. And you would want MULE to PIITB you too 'cause its
soooooooooooo fucking nice.
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| Mule's sex kittens be like... |
She has an amazing ass. I'm talking 10/10. And you
could hit it too 'cause I have told her already that it "...turns me on when
she fucks all my friends" --Yea I told ya she's stupid as fuck. But my friends think I am amazingly cool.
So,
while Raptor chick and I were having sex, I thought of a pretty cool idea. The
first position we did was doggy and as I was ramming her from behind I got a
brilliant idea! When I was almost ready to cum I pulled out and she arched her
back as normal, waiting for me to spew. Instead I started jerking off and
unknown to her, I quietly spit on her back. Since we have done this a million
times before she figured that was it, that was the finale.
So she turns around
to face me, smile on her face, to realize I was STILL jerking off. For a split second
I saw the confused look on her face, but before she could do anything, BAM!!!
Nailed her right in the face!!! It was so fucking funny. She got so pissed, but
I was like "here's a towel, dry off and shut the hell up." It was tight as hell,
lol.
If I'M lucky she will cut herself over it, BUT I expect she will be texting me later wanting my dick.
Welp! Off to church!
Later.
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