This dates back to August of '06
Hear me now. I was watching the T.V. when a cow came onto the screen. I couldn't help but notice the muscles that's
on the cow (no bestiality), and was seriously wondering where the hell they
got those muscles from?
Now I can understand how tigers
and lions got their muscles, they hunt. I can even understand how horses got
their muscles too, they carry people around and run. But cows?? They just stand
around the whole day eating grass. And we all know grass don't make you
muscular, just look at those vegetarian bodybuilders
Well me
and a friend thought it would be a cool idea to go out to a cow pasture and
practice our wrestling moves on cows. We figure if we can take those fuckers
down, we can take down anything. So I hop the fence and have my friend punch me
in the head a few times to get my adrenaline running and to piss me the hell
off.
So he hits me a few times and tells me I should go wrestle first. So I
pick the strongest looking cow I can find, which is probably a thick hunk ton
of meat of cow and I walk up to it, I punch it in the eye and then go in for the
tackle, however the thing dodges out the way and I hit the ground. The cow
steps on me. It steps on me hard, moos, and runs off.
I know your probably
LOL'ing but it HURT LIKE HELL. So that night I went to Outback and drank milk
and ate a 20 oz steak just so I could feel the taste of revenge. BTW, garlic
mashed potatoes rock my boxers.
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