Musings from Valhalla: Being a GymApe like Mule

THE GYM IS NO PLACE FOR MONKEYING AROUND:

HOW TO BE A GYM-APE LIKE MULE!

Get the fuck out of the squat rack FOOL!

Meatheads catching a glimpse of themselves in the mirror at da gym:

http://sobadsogood.com/2015/06/07/watch-what-happens-when-gorilla-see-himself-mirror-first-time/

Hood version:

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhpgD3EWGD59qYR3yp

Wannabe:
"Ummm Mule, Can I ask you a question about lifting?"

MULE MEAN MUGS THE WANNABE!

It's a fact: women go ape-shit over us Silverbacks:

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhT4of45GEo6mgIM50

ASSUME THE STANCE!

ALPHA DOMINANCE

ALPHA DOMINANCE

FLEX FLEX FLEX!!

FLEX FLEX FLEX!!

LADIES BE LOVIN' WHAT I GOT!

Sometimes you just have to show another GymApe
 who is BOSS!

A salad?  Give me some fuckin' PROTEIN!