Originally posted March 23, 2007
If it looks like you work out, people assume
that you have a toughguy attitude and you beat people up for no reason and that
your on steroids. O.K with me there is a certain amount of truth in all of that, but still they shouldn't assume it.
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| STEREOTYPES ARE BAD! MKAY? |
Girls usually assume:
1. I'm good in bed: O.k that one is true.
2. Good dancer:Well in actuality it is more like my rippling muscles make any move I make look damn good.
3. I'm cocky: True, but I prefer to to think of it as Viking Berserker Confidence
4. I'm on roids: Now c'mon look at this complexion I got going on!
Guys usually assume:
1. I can kick their ass: Yeah, that is most definitely true!
2. I'm cooler than
them: Can confirm!
3. I'm strong as hell: Can confirm!
4. I'm on 'roids: Say that just one more time cupcake and I'm going to fuckin' rip off your balls and slap you unconscious with them!!! ..umm.... And have a nice mutherfuckin' day!
When it comes to the authorities, I'm not saying
my size makes me any tougher, but authorities always seem to have harsher
punishments on the bigger guy, it's a fact. So I get TSA Officer Smith feeling my
balls every time I go to the airport...O.k...you are really lingering far too long down there Officer Smith...and what the fuck is with the gloves... this guy can relate...
and at the clubs the bouncers are outside
with their elastic bands doing curls and trying to size me up as I go in ...did I ever tell you just how much I hate bouncers?...or how many of them I have beaten up?
Finally since I have big porn sized muscles, people think I have
a big, porn-sized dick, which coincidentally is also true!
But stereotyping is bad...mkay?
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