Musings from Valhalla: How to write gud like Mule

THIS IS THE 75TH POST OF MULESBLOG 4.0.
MARCH 2011-?
MULESBLOGS INC.  ENTERTAINING THE WORLD FOR 1O YRS.  2005-2015
AND BEYOND!

begin with:

-The meat: Take the Angus of real-life exciting alpha male testosterone-soaked adventures in fighting and fucking. Grind into the raw malleable chuck of poetic license.

season with:

-a dash of salt from the tears of my defeated enemies and rejected lovers

-the pepper of ground up dragon bones

-the mix of spices drawn on knowledge of brawling, boxing, MMA, wrestling and the horizontal bop

-a lot of yippee-ki-yay

-generous dashes of Louisiana Hot Sauce from where I was born and bred

then:

-form into patties, and cook over the open hearth flame fueled by hot imagination and writing chops formed from a first rate edumacation at Dook and Georgetown.

serve it up with assorted condiments on a toasted bun to people like you.